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[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

no money no family 27 in the middle of fuck ass philadelphia

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[alex @mitskisass]

@Lronsbrow @Phillies snowflake

[alex @mitskisass]

@steveindajeep @Phillies triggered

[alex @mitskisass]

@IronBullForge76 @Phillies awww a triggered snowflake </3

[Henry Jeffreys is working on a new book @HenryGJeffreys]

The first rule of eating in Spain is if you see a green vegetable, grab it, even if it means having salad for breakfast. You might not get another opportunity.

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

I’m taking a break from farming 2watch Indiana fever professional women’s basketball. I’m watching bc I am a follower of Caitlin Clark If u haven’t followed Caitlin Clark u should she is an all American sports hero from right here in Iowa Caitlin was a star at the Univ of Iowa

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

2 chainz was right, I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem

[Matt del Rio @mdelNBA]

There is truly nothing better than being a bandwagon Flyers fan. I am not scarred by years of mediocrity, I get to treat every game like it’s life or death, and I will move on quickly if they lose the series.

[alex @mitskisass]

@JonAguiar yall gotta just start saying you hate women out loud bc this is exhausting

[alex @mitskisass]

@AllanteMcAuley in like a 2005 way, this was really gay bro

[Rota 🚪🧎‍♂️ @pli_cachete]

In Houston it is considered very rude to refuse a cigarette. there’s an ancient concept — yān zhōng xiá (烟中侠) — “the hero within the smoke.” It comes from Texas poetry about finding your truest self by drawing breath through fire. There’s really no English equivalent.

[val @valtryeks]

girl who shows up late to everything because she’s been conditioned by nba start times always being 15 minutes late

[claire @poopandpee333]

Gay for the money I’m a baggot

[mars @marsup1al]

april fool’s is just a regular wednesday for those of you in situationships

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

I just know Dostoevsky would have been addicted to instagram reels

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Goals for April
-lose 15 pounds
-be good at my job
-get 4 boyfriends

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.

[dawn @rundry]

I just met a girl named South Eastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority

[John @JohnnyWalsh__]

Heartbreaking: Penn Students made a Great Point