Mike Mitt

I like sports, and food. my parlay rarely hits and that’s okay. I was once addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

@NBA flagrant fouls? Anyone? Flagrant? Flagrant?

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

For a man who stands out like a god damn skyscraper, it’s somehow very easy to miss calls. Clown.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

@RofaKINGzeLL @Yankees I would like to think they’d like to keep him as healthy as he can be. Wells struggling in every aspect of the game certainly doesn’t help the conversation.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

George Springer eats farts

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

I’m so tempted to redownload Destiny 1 and start fresh

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

Just watched the Martin Short doc on Netflix. Pulls at every heart string you have. In a world of chaos and unknown, be more like him, laugh, laugh, and laugh some more. What an uplifting, but grounding piece, but that’s life.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

It’s 2026 and Giancarlo Stanton just stole second base.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

If I see a chicken bacon ranch slide in the window, it’s coming home with me, always.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

7th year QB is something I never thought I’d hear of. lol

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

Wish I lived in a world where John Hughes and Judd Apatow made a movie together

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@BarstoolBigCat @Return_Of_RB I mean, he’s got like 10 years until he can run for president, think he’ll be fine.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

A lot of people showed their true colors in 2025, and I’m thankful for that. Good riddance, assholes. ✌🏻

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

I can appreciate the hustle, but for real..2:14 am is a bit ridiculous for delivering packages..

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@CutonDime25 L

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

@ryanwhitney6 low key was the funniest guy at the invitational. Pure vibes guy

“That’s great for the brand, making girls cry at a fucking golf tournament.”

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

1. When I was younger, I thought “The Devil Wears Prada” was a horror flick, never watched it.

2. Very dumb of me, I can’t not watch that movie when it’s on.

3. I watched Nacho Libre tonight, didn’t laugh once.

4. My daughters love Gilmore Girls, Luke is my spirit animal

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You can have 3rd and 98 against the @dallascowboys and still get first and goal

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@clarencehilljr And a D Coordinator

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

@RofaKINGzeLL @michaelirvin88 Not at all, may have been a lazy tweet on my end but I’m a huge fan of Dak (as I was Romo), and seeing how they’ve been on offense, it’s beyond infuriating watching the product on the field on Defense.

[Mike Mitt @mitt6]

Romo had to outscore every team.
Minimal defense for Dallas.

Dallas had a good/competitive D with Harris/Richard/DQ.

Dak running one of the best offenses in the league, Defense can’t stop a nose bleed.

@michaelirvin88

[Defy @defytalkcowboys]

Dak will always throw the worst interception you’ve ever seen when the help around him is playing dogshit so that people can blame him