Vikram mittal

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@Cockroach4India I never thot i wud say dis but I have never felt all the cockroaches we killed during pest control.
Rooting for the cockroaches!

[Cockroach Party of India @Cockroach4India]

The Cockroach Party of India demands serious political reforms:
Journalists may takes notes :

• Fixed retirement age for politicians
• Minimum graduate degree for elected representatives
• No lavish taxpayer-funded bungalows
• Simple official apartments instead of luxury estates
• No luxury cars and oversized VIP convoys
• No road blockades for political movement
• No lifetime VIP culture after leaving office
• One person, one pension only

And most importantly:

• It should be mandatory for politicians and top public officials to use government hospitals only.
• Their children should study in government schools in India only.

If leaders keep claiming India has world-class education, healthcare and infrastructure, their own families should use the same system as ordinary citizens.

The people of India are not second-class citizens.

Public office is public service not a royal bloodline funded by taxpayers.

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

Idiots on the road. Jaipur Ajmer Highway. RJ45CJ9666

@NHAI_Official @News18Rajasthan

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

Anyone who gets out on a duck should be banned from doing ads for the next one year.
#focus #INDvAUS

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

Hindi Commentator att their best -

Commentator - jab India khelti hai main gaana bhi - "Aaj blue hai Pani Pani" sunta hoon.
Ayushman - Pani ka rang dekhkar, ankhiyanch hanju rul de
#INDvAUS

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

Yes, if you are a suicide bomber. Hence proved, guilt by admission.

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

Eating Kulfi @PunjabSinddairy
Bought a Bista badam and ate half and informed that it had no bad or pista so they asked me to eat the whole thing. I still don't have pista but now they ask me why I ate it. How can they be sure #wtf

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@anmolarora @AirIndiaX Yeh Aisa hi hai bro! What happened eventually?

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@khushbooverma_ Landlords come in all forms.
For this one, refuse and show him the contract. Ask him to give you the full refund on your deposit and take your time to move. No one goes to court for this and if he does, the court will see his intentions and give him a belting.

[𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐝 @sidd_sharma01]

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲

Cost of Construction - 2989 Crores
Maintenance Cost initial 15 Years - 657 Crores
Yearly Maintenance Cost - 43.8/44 Crores
Revenue Generated - 82 Crores (in the initial times when the craze is high)
Net Revenue for the Year - 38 Crores
Years it will take to recover the basic cost - 78-80 Years

How very prudent of the intellectuals running our nation which feeds 80 Crore citizens with free 5 kg ration to have invested such an amount on the extraveganza.
Goes on to prove how very learned & intelligent people govern us.

#HindenburgReport #stockmarketcrash #SwatiMaliwal #Karma #StatueOfUnity #Modi #Intellects

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

https://t.co/8z7wawQwoW

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@delisle_domain Guide

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@AnupamMittal Bhang peene Wale ho ya pehanne Wale ho? @Ashneer_Grover yaad hai Antarvastra season 1 of @sharktankindia 🤣
Bhai, katai bakchod @Ashneer_Grover

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

Why is the son of a MLA the chief accountant of a govt department body??

[Srinivas BV @srinivasiyc]

क्योंकि सास भी कभी बहु थी...

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@saasjan DM

[Anshul Saxena @AskAnshul]

India's UPI globally extended.

Now, Indians with NRE/NRO accounts living in these 10 countries can make payments through UPI from their international mobile numbers:

1. Australia
2. Canada
3. Hong Kong
4. Oman
5. Qatar
6. Saudi Arabia
7. Singapore
8. UAE
9. UK
10. USA

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

But who is responsible for such tasks?

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@rishibagree Rich getting richer!!

[Vikram mittal @mittalvikram]

@alxberman Omni