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she/her • virgo ☀️ scorpio 🌙 capricorn ⬆️

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If I see one more pregnancy announcement I might crash out

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@Chai_DogMom A girl I worked with is on it and she’s so cringe lmao

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It’s 70 degrees outside right now but supposed to snow on Saturday oh ok

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I love the husband so much. He stood up in our wedding. Why is your wife the fucking worst.

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How do you deal with a close friend’s wife just being……… not a fucking girls girl. You want to be my friend and then when time comes for you to be a friend to me and you couldn’t even reach out.

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I just need to rant

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I love when people tell me to just “not go” to one of my jobs because of another event. Like ok sure let me just fuck with my finances and job security ok.

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@ohgeminii I live here, I’ll go 🫣🤣

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Quite literally why would you send me that?

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I’ve already tried to plan a pregnancy around an event and I was resentful.

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Booked a cruise and now I’m like I guess it’s good I’m not pregnant now but also didn’t think about months from now 🫣

[k @mittenme0ws]

Nothing is fun anymore. There is something with every. single. thing.

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Sometimes I just say “I think so…. You’re probably right…. I’m not sure honey” to my husband when he’s talking and I’m not listening. Works every time.

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I feel like my husband and I have gone above and beyond for friends of ours and when we need it…. Nothing. Like thanks for the texts and offering if I need anything (I won’t ask) but 🥲.

[Off Campus @offcampusonpv]

It's gonna be May.

[k @mittenme0ws]

I own and have read 4/5 of the BOTM lolly finalist books. Guess the 5th will be coming home to me.

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@sarcasticLory There are trees exploding in the Midwest and my first thought was thank god I’m going to Florida tomorrow.

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I can not watch videos of people in target without getting triggered by the sound of zebras 😩💀

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Literally beyond irritated that I asked my husband to pick an item off a food menu and he didn’t name something specific but just said “spicy” WHICH ONE IS THE SPICY ONE?? And now it’s too late to order what I wanted because he couldn’t fucking just answer with a simple item #.

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It’s almost 2026 why are people still weird about other sexual orientations