jodi: is there a tylenol on anyone’s plate?
gram: there was one on belle’s.
isabelle: oh yeah! i took it!
jodi: why??
isabelle: cuz it was on my plate!
jodi: *talking about being swabbed for strep* some of them are like a little tickle and others violently stab you in the back of the throat
isa: and you’re like, “my uvUla!”
jodi: and they draw pictures back there.
jason: she didn’t draw pictures, just stabbed me vigorously!
server at 50’s Prime Time: i showed mama your clean plates and she was so proud she gave you a couple of love notes! *slams down the bills*
dad: i thought she would have given it to us for free.
server: we don’t use the f-word here at Disney!!!
Joselyn: dad! a screw keeps falling out of my phone! see! *shakes phone and screw comes out*
Jason: i recommend not doing that.
Jodi: *dies laugh-crying for the next 20 minutes*