when i was like 10 i had this character i made up called "stank williams" and every time i would walk into a room id scream STANK WILLLLLLLIAMMMSSSSS and shimmy for as long as i could. like imagine being a single mom and you come home from your full time job to that shit
the way he puts him in front of the tv like this fucking kills me every time bc it’s like ??????? you just tortured the hell out of him and now you’re making sure he gets to watch his Saturday morning cartoons 😭
I’m so unwell. Someone implied that when Daniel was talking about Alice’s eyebrows having a blonde patch but she dyed it back brown was actually Armand putting his human contact lenses in. His vampire eyes being the blonde that he remembers.