FKA emmy

my circus, my monkeys

[FKA emmy @mitthy_e]

me doing nothing is what my ancestors wildest dreams actually were

[im BI-WINNING🍉 @saidwhatisaidyo]

yea y'all can pack it up she won this trend.

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

be serious what's the difference between a router and a modem

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Sunset in NYC on Monday is at 8:00pm. After that, the sun won’t set any later than 8:00pm in NYC again until May 9th, 2027.

[jun @wembytip]

@menaox2 he gave that shit back quick

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Every Mamdani report is like “New Yorkers have all been given a free puppy”

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Before Maddy Perez there was Manny Santos.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[FKA emmy @mitthy_e]

last day of winter

[Bertram the Mom @bertram_the_mom]

My grandmother used to keep a pair of tweezers in her car and pluck her chin hairs out while we waited to pick up my older sister from school and all I can say is …
I get it now.

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Sunset in NYC on Sunday is at 6:55pm. The sun won't set any earlier than 6:00pm in NYC until October 26th, 2026.

[DeShawn @DamnDeShawn]

You can leave your house earlier than you need to compensate for MTA doing regular MTA bullshit and they going to do some shit to let you know you ain’t leave early enough smh

[Gz🦂 @MayaaaaGz]

Since when white people stay past Utica on the 3 train? 🫩🫩

[Harmony @papalaps__]

Just sat & logged all my carnival expenses and let’s just say this will be the last time I’ll be doing that 😀

(Tracking my expenses, that is. Mas must play & money make to spend. Next year will be greater!)

[Alyssa @alysssab01]

how all of us fitting in Grenada?

[FKA emmy @mitthy_e]

👉🏾

[DJ JEL | The Soca Boss  @jelinthemix]

Firstly, I wanna thank all the obeah man and dem who wuk obeah to make sure we could avoid a World War and have Carnival this year.