Shelby Paige

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

Am I the only woman who missed the day that all my rights were taken away? I don't get it.

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

Harbaugh is such a whinny little girl, lose with some class

[Kris Humphries @KrisHumphries]

Make America great again!

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

Gym bag stolen from my car, he was clearly disappointed with the contents of a couple pairs of smelly shoes, he dumped them and kept the bag

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@cshumaker13 I don't like this!

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@HilaryUrman @thewodapalooza yeah that worked out

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

I'm quickly learning that Pinterest outfits don't work on girls that actually have legs and an ass #teamnothighgap

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@kelsdecoster we're getting two!!!!

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

I still think @MattMcAndrew was the best to ever be on @NBCTheVoice

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

Falling asleep to Disney movies while sleeping in a fort in your living room >>

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

Deyy took errr jerrrrrbs!

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@LesterHoltNBC is unbelievably one sided in this debate

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@LesterHoltNBC why don't you question Clinton like you do Trump? You're not apart of this debate why don't you target Clinton on some shit?

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

Not that I'm crazy at all about trump, but if Hillary wins, our American citizens are idiots and I'm moving to Canada.

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

"I have come forward with a plan to defeat ISIS"....... give them the plan.... good idea 👌🏽

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@kaylarenae20 I know right?! I still have a hard time saying it!

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

@HilaryUrman come drink with meeeeeeee

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

My husband and I are arguing over watching college football or twilight.... and I always win so football it is 😏 🙈 #waitwhat?

[ESPN @espn]

"Like, it's an oxymoron ... disrespecting that flag that has given you the freedom to speak out."

—Drew Brees

https://t.co/yQ0xPjyIWC

[Shelby Paige @mittig229]

#boycottNFL