perfect celebrity

happy is what happens when all your dreams come true

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Soup Man @oralysis]

Just like Renaissance, I can’t just press play on a random track. Confessions II demands a full beginning‑to‑end listen!!!!!

[reid @thereidfeed]

At my routine checkup and my doctor came back to the room with my results and said to me, “Sabrina?” and I responded, “Madonna?” & then he pointed to the medical chart and said “I got something I wanna talk about” so now I’m on an antibiotic #ConfessionsII

[perfect celebrity @mittrmney]

my ex reminds me of jabba the hut

[Ortega @discortega]

Die die die with a smile

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

being a fan of someone for 20 years isn’t supposed to feel this exciting two decades later, yet she still manages to leave me speechless. i will never stop being amazed by the extent of her talent.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

People ask me why I wear veils. I reply, I'm mourning. Mourning what? Well I figure something shitty must be going on somewhere.

[liz @dontcaIImyname]

Oh great the suicide edition of Vanish Into You just what I needed

[Variety @Variety]

Lady Gaga Reinvents Herself, Yet Again, With 'Mayhem Requiem' Performance: Review https://t.co/tUxh6JdYuP

[Sam Pomerantz @sampomerantz]

what an insane era of MAYHEM

[trish @ultragloss]

whoever gave him this hair cut deserves the nobel peace prize

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI