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A summary of me: pizza, Netflix, and palm bays.

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So I’m not sure if @KylieJenner is pregnant or not, but I vote she completes this iconic group. #winxclub #stormi #icy #darcy #KylieJenner #2000skid

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@Jason_Tartick Caelynn or Hanna B would be good safe options. But Demi would be a lot of fun! Im also kinda wondering what Tia is up to tho

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@americasfunnies was the original vine #vine

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I wish I could just build a Sim's room around trump and delete the door #SimsFreePlay

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White dad things: putting away all coats during a party, but in some remote bedroom where Bo one can find them #WhitePeople #TheWhiteDad

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Things white people love to do: compliment someone with the same vehicle, and act as if yours isn't exactly the same #WhitePeople

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My new baby pup🐶

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@s8n Lol I’m down. Literally 🔥

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Door bell rings
whispers “my amazon” #ShoppingQueen #amazon

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Door bell rings
Me: I didn’t order any pizza, and my amazon order isn’t scheduled to arrive for another 3 days... #Amazon #pizza

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Job interviewer: are u a professional at anything? Any skills..... talents? me: I can eat like a whole pizza in one sitting... #pizza

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@s8n I feel like 100% of these retweets are from the supernatural fandom

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He likes to drive

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Deadhorse lake??? 💀 🐴 🌊

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⭐️ 🌙 not sure where this came from, but it’s gorgeous

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Got the harry styles album 👌🏼

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Camp time 🌲

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When u step on a lego