the dude

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or, His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. The Dude abides.

[the dude @mitvabo]

life isn't always easy-sometimes your legs are going fall asleep while you're taking a shit whether you like it or not

[the dude @mitvabo]

@slime_machine bro must also love mice, looks like he’s got a few running around

[the dude @mitvabo]

@jaredoutlaw @elonmusk Id say I'm more annoyed that you're doing this act a second time than anything tbh

[the dude @mitvabo]

i often confuse juggalo and gigolo, so im often paying clowns for sex

[the dude @mitvabo]

@MichaelRyanRuiz what was that song, radio intro for the last segment of hour 2? it's so far up my alley, I need to know and couldn't get enough lyrics to find it

[the dude @mitvabo]

nice muscle shirt

muscles coming tomorrow?

[the dude @mitvabo]

@trwv MAN 101.. YOURE WELCOME

[Mark Schlereth @markschlereth]

ICYMI

[the dude @mitvabo]

@Guilly5R hi Daddy

[the dude @mitvabo]

my hair is unfashionably long, last vestiges of the 20s holding on as I'm on the back slide to 30. it's pretty dope no matter what anybody tells me right now I love it😂

[the dude @mitvabo]

IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME. AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE

[the dude @mitvabo]

@Notthefaketab @NateRR76 @AHey_77 @gavin_sauce419 dare to dream

[the dude @mitvabo]

@ohh_HAL_noo https://t.co/34Uc9FNoa6

[the dude @mitvabo]

https://t.co/cnMjsfVC7U Joyner ready to blow with another one

[the dude @mitvabo]

today is the day my dudes

[the dude @mitvabo]

@Notthefaketab @LeBatard_Reddit needed after this vacay they've been having

[the dude @mitvabo]

@freakingthomas I don't think so. but he better not ever brush his teeth or drink tap water ever😂

[the dude @mitvabo]

i think you know that you've officially hit true adulthood when you place the proper amount of toothpaste on your brush rather than what they show in the commercials

[the dude @mitvabo]

@Guilly5R but if they know it's a Guilford kidney, they'll charge you to get rid of it 😂

[the dude @mitvabo]

@Guilly5R what would want YOUR kidney

[the dude @mitvabo]

@Guilly5R looooool u ain't goin no where

[the dude @mitvabo]

this is me af. best 3 hours of my day every day fr https://t.co/JciAfT7wFa

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Because you used to be an idiot https://t.co/Ho4PToJG07