Mitch

just tweeting

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

Black women will have sex outside marriage, have kids outside marriage but cooking is where they draw the line

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

Me when a man ask me to cook for him.

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

@mufcMPB @hirstclass Now you’re talking

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

Poland is holding this L. Nigeria for the win

[Olivia Krolczyk ✞ @oliviakrolczyk_]

You've failed as a man if you allow your girlfriend/wife to post herself in a bikini or go to the gym half naked.

She's no longer YOUR girlfriend/wife if you're allowing other people to see her like that. You're sharing her with other men.

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

@visegrad24 Did the polish team take a knee when they played ukraine few days ago?

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

*People*

The word women use when they want to talk about WOMEN.

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

@AidanWalshMUFC This was evident in season 1 and 2 no?

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

@kennagq Feels like Amorim Era was a different season. We were literally begging for a back to back win..

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

United fans saying Carrick isn’t good enough celebrated a back to back win under Amorim like it was a UCL trophy

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

“sell bruno, buy baleba”

[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

Bruno Fernandes - you are INSANE!

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

Bruno Fernandes is the best number 10 in premier league history

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

Bruno stands alone now. 21 assists in PL

Lonely at the top

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

Spurs, do us a favor

[Marcó Alcaraz @MarcoAlcaraz_]

🇵🇹 Meteus Fernandes’ price hinges on West Ham’s fate: around €55m if they’re relegated, closer to €80m if they stay in the PL. Man Utd are very keen on the 21yo, with initial talks already held with his camp. Player open to joining #MUFC and personal terms won’t be an issue.

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

Hopefully, we stop this Dorgu LW experiment today, we can’t take this into next season

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

@markgoldbridge Dude, you complain every match day, give it a rest

[utdreport @utdreport]

Atalanta’s manager Raffaele Palladino:

“Ederson was out today? The decision was agreed upon because there's something going on in the transfer market.”

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

England hired a german spy and they’re surprised there is no Palmer or Maguire.

[Mitch @mitxch_00]

@TheFergusonWay How does he get an assist if the priority is not strikers getting goals?

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

🚨 Michael Carrick in line for permanent Manchester United head coach job, with recommendation being made by football leaders to executive committee, led by Sir Jim Ratcliffe.

Set to pave way for talks on new contract ⬇️ #MUFC

https://t.co/zud9EkIAr5