Miumaumaster

Here I am! The Grim Reaper's Pen Pal! The Ultimate Macho Man!

[Miumaumaster @Miumaumaster]

beat master mode for the first time. would not recommend

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finally managed to pop a zit that's been on my forehead for like five days now and it didn't even feel good it was just like poof and it's empty. no zit juices all over the bathroom mirror, no satisfaction, nothing

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i've had this pc for two years now and what originally felt like a bad impulse purchase is now looking like the last helicopter out of saigon

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everything's so fucking expensive these days, man...

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Got some good steps in today

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oh and fuck white denim. what are you doing, man? get that shit off right NOW!

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nothing makes me as irrationally angry as seeing someone wearing different colored denim jeans and a jacket. double denim's already kind of a trashy look but if you're going for it at least go all the way. FUCK

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tower defenses in a nutshell:
wave 1: squishy cannon fodder in large numbers
wave 2: a couple of slow, tanky units
wave 5: a support unit who speeds up/heals others
wave 10: SODOMIZER MK 1000 with ten million health

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bought some kinda lemongrass hand soap because it was cheap and it smells weird like it's a smell i've never associated with hand soaps. objectively a bad purchase. at least it's biodegradable

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fuck it, 74.5 is as good as i can do with regular walks and changes to my diet. might have to get a gym membership. and gym shoes. and a lock. and, i dunno, smaller sweatpants

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under 90kg for the first time in 3 years

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76. hope it's just a heavier day because if i've put all that weight back on it's gonna be tough going shaking it all off again

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I miss mixing alcohol and benzos, good times

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don't ever let anyone guilt trip you into thinking that using adblockers is somehow wrong

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dude, i went swimming yesterday for the first time in seven years and i forgot how much i loved it. i love swimming, man

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help

[上官绯樱 @jokanhiyou]

When you miss someone, but you know that person will not think of you at all.

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made too much popcorn

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Had a dream i was getting really, really drunk with my friends at school. If only

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why do you need a degree to work a cash register? the fucking state of the job market, man