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[Monica @MariaMonicaR]

@LqLana

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The White House brought to you by Bud Light.

[Kaguroy Bachi @Rattlezziper]

Watching NYC in the Mamdani era is like seeing another classroom get a pizza party every single week .

[adrian @yourpalcrawf]

kid rock is going to be livid

[adrian @yourpalcrawf]

alleged award-winning journalist spells it “chicken coup”

[Tiptoe Through Tipulids @MyHaploidHeart]

@EdwardLawrence So JD didnt put it up? The installer did? Yeah that checks out

[Meri in Indy 🇺🇸🌏🕊️ @MeriLumpkin]

@EdwardLawrence I guess Peter Thiel wants Vance to cosplay trad husband for 28.

[Juar Ghey 🇵🇸 @redtankE]

@peterhassett Age of consent and Palestine. Very real things Jerry doesn't believe in.

[NaomiOsaka’sPlaylist @TomJoad2Night]

@peterhassett Statutory r@pe laws:

“They don’t exist”
Jerry Seinfeld

[j🍥 @Noteless]

@peterhassett

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[Luis Moreno @LuisMorenolg]

A gift that you need a subscription to Paramount to watch. Alternatively, you could pay Trump 1.5 million for a ringside seat. The Secretary of State talking this up is straight up tragic. Not a shred of self dignity left in him.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Marco Rubio thinks Trump’s UFC event at the White House belongs in the same conversation as the Moon landing. 😂

So, I guess: “One small step for morons… one giant leap for moronkind?”

Seriously, America is being run by blithering fucking idiots.

[Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @lacho_ai_]

@Acyn Exactly the same

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon. We did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC has been

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

“ hatred in her eyes”

The president is not an emotionally stable person

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump had over 3,700 stock transactions since the war in Iran started, and he profited over 220 million dollars. Don't tell me how he "donates his presidential salary" ever again you stupid fucking MAGAs

[Aldo Chevy Nova™ @mrfunnysmart]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I hope they find a partner who looks at them the way RFK Jr looks at daddy Trump.

[julie j ✌️ @imarocker14]

@ABC @nomoreflax What I can’t believe is that we’re letting this bullshit continue…

On our watch.