corn cob bob

beer, corn, and ball

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

I miss the old natty light

[i like food @messedupfoods]

911 what’s you’re emergency?
Yes hello? He make hotdog again!!

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

Dollar menu nowadays be like “spoonful of rice”

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Mamdani is so fucking mad im walking down park Avenue with a mimosa right now. And I have a ton of percs on me

[🐰 @ilovebonethugz]

white niggas get fired from they desk job, go to the bar n chug 5 beers, then just slime they whole family

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

Can I get 50 chop cheese? It’s for the homeless

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

I can finish a beer faster than a fat kid pulls his shirt down after a parkour fail

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

@CollinRugg We was

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

Is Texas Roadhouse allowed to detain people til police come or they lying to me

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

Therapist told me I need space. OKAY I said to the the rapist.

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

He can’t keep getting away with this

[Careca de Ratanabá @Ratanaba_pov]

Minha esposa: "não tá usando meu shampoo caro não né?

Minhas bolas:

[Phil “Radiator Hose” Nison @PhilNison]

What is it with women trying to plan events more than a day in advance?

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

The Sopranos owned this home on a single salary from a husband who didn't graduate college.

This was considered normal in 1999 when the show began.

[Richard “Violent Offender” Koch @ViolentOffense]

Holy fuck imagine getting hazed to join a d2d agency #chills

[corn cob bob @mixedbeer]

@AccidentalBron Mi waan less technology inna mi life an computers a go tek ova di worl