b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . .

“Be as you wish to seem”

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

😂😂😂

[🃏 @princenabriasa]

@AlzMarioWolfe @Grey_Athena Funkmaster Flex told New York to go into the bodegas and stick they hand in the cash register while debuting OTIS for 12 minutes Jay z and Kanye back in like 2011

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

@SlickSkuddy Nah facts LMAO

[Kirg bingy @lvlyspider]

@Grey_Athena Tried this in charlotte and they ripped my spine out through my rectum?

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

Why exactly is 2Chainz on Yukon?

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

https://t.co/52QuL2quFx

[anon. @thareaalthing]

certain dykes you can look in their eyes & tell they want to put on some heels

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

He’s not wrong tho

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Stephen A Smith on CNN: "The president is certainly an upgrade from what we were seeing from Joe Biden in terms of his alertness and what have you"

[Teen Sasuke. @JuiceWRLDkeeper]

Spoon feeding you my suggestions.... anxiety and high depression, seasonal if I was guessing...

[Let’s Geek Out! @letsgeekout]

Kingdom Hearts 2 final boss fight against Xemnas…one of the best fights in gaming history!

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

I fully type out my replies then delete them

[Patronus Potter. @DrakesKeeper]

lol @ following a bitch who don't follow me back lmaooooo

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

Unrelated but I feel like 2pac is the sound of the 90s

[Hits Junkie @hitsjunkie]

What's your favorite 2Pac song❔

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

Lil yachty might’ve gotten 1.8, but making it back in 2 weeks is where I draw the line. Who do you think you are lmaoooo

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

These niggas get up here and lie so bad lmao

[Arslan @0xarslan]

Lil Yachty says he blew his entire $1,300,000 first record deal check in a single week at 18 years old

"I blew that check in a week. I went straight to Mercedes. G-Wagon."

"I said damn, I can't be in a G-Wagon if mama ain't got no car. Range Rover.

Penthouse. Grandma need a car. Gucci I need everything in this store, every color"

"I spent the million in that week, but I probably made it back in the next two weeks"

"I didn't even have a password to my bank account. I started at 18 I probably didn't have a password to my bank account till I was 24"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Road trips in the 90s be like

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

Is it wet?

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

wyd if a black hole starts forming in ur room

[AWAKENER👑👁️ @Chris_Hackney_]

I love people. From a safe distance. On mute.

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

I feel you, but fuck that shit

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

It’s easy as fuck to be a dickhead in every situation, I been tryna give people the same grace the good Lord has given me

[b e f o r e t h e s t o r m . . . @mixedbyode]

They legit just for convenience. Cooked food taste better when you warm it up on the stovetop again anyway

[dank @cptdankkk]

Tom Brady says he hasn't used a microwave in over 10 years

“That's N/A. Not attainable or not applicable”

“I don’t use a microwave. It's been a long time. Probably more than 10 years”

[Patronus Potter. @DrakesKeeper]

The sun went down, we couldn't tell jxjxjxjxjxjxjzjzjxxj