KeelaVie

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I like to live in the space between paradoxes... anything wrong with tha?

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

Jump scares in the early morning?! @BahamianCtzn please!

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

Me: Oh what a lovely day to cool my jets and calm my nerves...

Mr. Cody: here, look at all these snakes

@BahamianCtzn where's the Counsellor's office? 🥺😖

[blue @bluewmist]

Be chalant. Care deeply, speak openly, express things fully. The internet made everyone believe sincerity is cringe and emotional distance is maturity. Meanwhile the people actually enjoying life are the ones allowing themselves to be excited, emotional, passionate, invested. Existing like you are too cool to care about anything is such a dull way to experience being alive.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[blue @bluewmist]

one of my old psychiatrist's absolute greatest hits: the closer someone is to you, the more you treat them as you treat yourself. it's as though they eventually enter the sphere of your inner world.
we have to stop being cruel to ourselves or we will be cruel to others, in time. i don't make the rules and i don't obey them and my loved ones have paid the price.

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

K thnx bye

[cee @1ovesickkk]

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

[Jihan Roberts @shoesbyFIS]

All i know is if you don’t chunkay the curry it’ll wok your belly

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

Teacher: Show your working class

Me: EENY MEENY MINEY MO! 😭

[Bahamian Citizenship Test: Welcome to Semester 4! @BahamianCtzn]

Happy Hump Day!

You know what else has humps? Camels. Something you’d probably learn in the class of your favourite science teacher.

Mr. Cody @CodeThornberry is back with another Zoophyles head scratcher for us!

https://t.co/CfLjajc4Ur

[Codédex 🐾 @CodeThornberry]

why can’t @AshSean let me be great

[VALA @ValaLegz]

Love truly has no rationale; among billions of souls moving across this planet, you randomly meet someone and your eyes, mind and heart says: “That one."

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

Not a thought in my head except "Tags on everything" on loop 🫠🫠🫠

[Bahamian Citizenship Test: Welcome to Semester 4! @BahamianCtzn]

First day of school = bus cereal

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

😔Ine see my Cousins in Sky Juice on the TL Since Speed was gallivanting regionally...

But @BahamianCtzn bouta change all that hopefully!

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

First day clothes done ironed n laid out 🥹

[Bahamian Citizenship Test: Welcome to Semester 4! @BahamianCtzn]

Shoes polished and bags packed?

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

i honestly believe true lovers don't even do talking stages. all it takes is 1 great date and suddenly both of you are together everyday

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

@therealjobella Very this!

Then pee and catch yuh bed after, since ya wanna be childish

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

The basis of every single C/bean vs African student argument in my uni 😂🤣

[Plantain Bae 🇧🇧🇵🇸🇨🇩🇭🇹 @therealjobella]

I just found out that some cultures pronounce Milo as mee-lo and I don't know how to feel cus wym??? I always thought it was pronounced my-lo

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

@therealjobella Because why are you making plantain a verb? You really standing there with a straight face to tell me maintain and plantain rhyme?!

(they really hated the debates with me cos my specialisation was linguistics)

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

@therealjobella And have the unmitigated gall to look at me like 👇🏾 when I say "MY-LO"

We ignore the plan-"tayn" heresy in the interest of brotherhood but MEE-lo is too far!

[Plantain Bae 🇧🇧🇵🇸🇨🇩🇭🇹 @therealjobella]

The concept of community died a long time ago because TRUE community is willingness to be inconvenienced (subjectively). Y'all wanna go to the cookouts and birthday parties and not bring anything. Want people to support you in your time of need but don't have time for them...

[KeelaVie @mixmuse1]

@nyanyanyan01 🫶🏾 Congratulations on your graduation! May the moments you spend creating memories around it with your mom be beautiful and bright.