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god of mud and dust

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today is Friday

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@j2ko_ he has wings now?? what will they think of next…

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Bro you're mom and dad it's incest

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Let’s suck today’s fat throbbing dick.

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youth pastor shining a flashlight up his face in the dark: his name is judas iscariot, emphasis on the scary

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I'm a nasty little slinky that only goes one step!

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@miwwmiu i read dat as season instead of reason . I thought you would make it go Spring Summer Fall Winter Hatred or something

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Monocles are like manacles if they were Jamaican 💭

[Conan, Esq @conan_esq]

How does a monocle work? Do you really have to jam it up in the socket and hold it there with your cheek?

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@mooncallister meeee

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@majesticInsect i don't think she said that

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My uncle blew his pussy off with his shotgun

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I may have the body of a 17 year old horse, but I have the mind of a 30 year old human.

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If I had an uncle I wouldn’t name him pussy because I would want him to have a happy life and be loved

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

TED app in my iPhone.

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@asociallurker Press the little heart button. You're welcome

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duuuuude house of leaves has to be the most shoegaze book of all time bro

[shoe “victoria” gaze ellie @transgazer]

whose dick do i gotta suck to suck some dick around here

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“grief was verified by doggie” i’m sorry that your dog died but that’s a really strange way to formulate that sentence

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what came first the horses or the glue

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guy who goons to philomena cunk