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188 IQ

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@okcamars Literally handing the democrats a free presidential run in 2028

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@b0atzandho3z It’s a dating app and yea most profiles of men on dating apps are corny. Why the fuck u looking for men on there tho?

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@BarstoolKU I deadass at first thought he had a make a wish roster spot I didn’t know he was like that

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@lsw_barstool Kansas city schools are insanely gay

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@valleybarstool I haven’t gotten laid in 3 weeks and now a high schooler is giving me incel rage

[Electra @Electrarythm]

The best gift you can give a criminal is a one-way ticket to jail, because deep down, they are begging to be caught.

Like a little boy acting out just to be stopped, because the guilt is eating him alive, and being caught is the only relief he knows.

These people could be the worst of the worst, but in their bones, they know what they did was wrong, and it eats them from the inside out.

No matter how put together they seem, they'll sabotage it all to meet the punishment they feel they deserve.

Just look at what Malone Lam did.

He and his crew filmed the heist as it happened, $243 million in Bitcoin drained from a single victim's account, and that recording is part of why they're in prison now.

He couldn't stop drawing attention to himself.

Nearly $570,000 in a single night at a club.

Watches worth millions, the most expensive close to $2 million.

Thirty-one supercars, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, customised Porsches, the most expensive of them a $3.8 million Pagani Huayra.

Hermès Birkin bags thrown into crowds and handed to models and influencers.

Living between Miami, LA and the Hamptons, always by private jet.

And yet, even as part of them longs for it to finally be over, there is the terror of it, the paranoia that it could happen any second, every phone call, every knock, every stranger a threat, keeping them looking over their shoulder, never at peace.

And it's only once they're caught that they're finally free, because there's nothing left to run from, nothing left to look over their shoulder for, nothing left to fear.

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@Electrarythm One of the best tweets I’ve ever read

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She has to be an evolved version of a Jew because how did she blow up out of nowhere and do this to the most powerful man in the industry

[Kalshi Music @Kalshi_Music]

Drake turns into an emo goth for the “Princess” music video with Pinkchyu

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@okcamars Jay-Z is 10x the pedo that Drake ever was but people hate drake so much him just existing makes people go into unreal rage

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@4inWhipCrasher Just gotta make sure you walk in a single line and have both arms behind your back

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@CleDrD Those ladies must have jacked the talent off of him

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@MIZ1990ZOU @TimmyT1976 I’ve always wondered this, why didn’t pinkel start marvin zanders over lock in 2015? He clearly wasn’t ready against SEC defenses as a true freshman (not his fault tho lock is the goat)

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@jaylassoku @IcyVert @plunger__boy i once cracked this 10 at ku then afterwards we got jefferson’s and i never saw her again

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@mok3bblud @liamdoylelover If I told my principal my friend looked it up he would’ve gotten in trouble, I decided to just completely own it and say I looked it up as a joke without the intention of watching, then maybe my principal would let me off the hook for honesty. That way everyone wins

I was wrong

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@polarzyy @RobertJoseIV It’s gonna get nerfed soon but it was highkey working 😂

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@CHRIS0LAVEJR well for starters this isn’t even the season he won the heisman

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@Brandino76 @CollinRugg same, it’s crazy

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@DeepToNabers chiefs fan my whole life but that 2022 giants season had me cheering on for daniel jones and saquon like crazy