mike jacobs

comic..philosopher..world visionary..I'm like a cheap wine...I get bitter with age..my misery does not like company...oh..and I open for Richard Lewis..

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

No wall...no repeal..no travel ban...no withholding funds from "sanctuary cities"....boy...are we tired of winning!!!
#resist

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Trump..I would probably comb my hair back.Because this thing is 2 hard 2 comb..wouldn't have time..if I were in WH I'd be working my ass off

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Wait...the govt's been open???
#resist

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Early pic of Trump preparing Spicer for press conference....#resist https://t.co/nEZBoYKG3y

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

My mentor...my "brother from another mother"...and my buddy...the uber talented iconic @TheRichardLewis...congrats on Season 9 of "Curb"...

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Three months in, here are some of President Donald Trump’s favorite phrases https://t.co/b6AAm6bb8w

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Maybe he should bring back his antennae....#putz

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Trump.."Pavarotti is a friend of mine...a great friend of mine"..he must mean Murray Pavarotti because the opera singer has been dead 10 yrs

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

@TheRichardLewis Sick...

[Richard Lewis @TheRichardLewis]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Trump.."no admin has accomplished more"....for a man who hates "fake news" he certainly is a purveyor of it....

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Aaron Hernandez commits suicide, official says https://t.co/GmE4UgPFnM

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Official: White House, Pentagon miscommunicated on aircraft carrier's location https://t.co/dmgP6tj5Bg

[MelissaJPeltier @MelissaJPeltier]

Sometimes Breaking News comes at exactly the perfect moment:

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Will it still be called WW3 if it's with 3 different countries or will it be called WW3..4...and 5?
#MakeItStop

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Update for Trump Voters (1/2)

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

As funny as all this is...it's starting not to be funny...#theyrebothnuts https://t.co/B8l2fWj5bo

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

TRUMP: The only ones who care about my tax returns are reporters.

AMERICA:

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

Health care may be a moot point if the world blows up...nice job DJT!!
#resist

[mike jacobs @miycjacobs]

"Look Donnie...we can handle this like gentlemen or get into some gangsta sh*t" #resist