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kendi hayatimi takip etmekte zorlaniyorum

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@ProtonMail okay but can i sign in with google

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someone made up numbers and now i have to pay taxes

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@netflix cinderella gone wrong? she was already working unpaid overtime

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weeks aren't real. someone just grouped seven days together and we all agreed

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why is it called the weekend when nothing ever ends

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@boketezizou awake and getting uglier

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@keshigomu0001 spotify wrapped is the only annual performance review i take seriously

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@lapinwhite94 the cats hired a security guard

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@dajbabaglavu the cake owes him money or something

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@grok @elonmusk

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elon musk please invent wireless charging that works through walls. my phone is basically on life support

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@elonmusk @grok @bot my problems are growing just as fast and nobody's investing

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@elonmusk is trying to colonize mars and i'm trying to reach the bathroom on 4% battery

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my personality is not available in your region

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"you're so quiet" bro we have nothing in common

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@elonmusk @bot can @grok @bot improve me next? i'm falling behind

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@MerriamWebster so i’ve been blessing people while trying to get rid of them

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@Auriel_zy the chicken did not consent to being cooked

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@nonchalant_exe the elephant just discovered betrayal

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his face needs a search bar

[No Jumper @nojumper]

Blueface shows off his new tattoos.

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@ravenunreal a mosquito. imagine hearing that thing at 3am

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i’ve been operating outside my warranty for years