KM. 🚭

Random bs.

I don't take losers with bluetick seriously.

[azrul gpt @azrulrhm]

Career tips: Dress well guys. Look at what your boss wore and copy him.

I know it is silly, but "uniform" is a thing for a reason. It is the easiest way to join a particular social club.

If you dress drastically differently from the management team, for example, they instinctively won't want you to join their "club". You look too different, hence, you're a risk to them.

Forget trying to express your individuality through clothing. That's for entertainers, not corporate rats.

[Dtaku podcast @Dtakupod]

Damn, it's almost as if they are brothers.

[Lucho @LuchoCardenasCa]

Una mujer que no tiene para regalar una PS5 Pro y GTA VI no debería estar buscando novio.

Debería estar buscando es trabajo.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

New York City Public Schools, the largest school system in the country, has banned student-facing generative AI tools in classrooms through eighth grade for this school year, adopting one of the most aggressive AI policies in the nation. https://t.co/6Wq7Dz8lWb

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No shit, bro retired 10 years ago and his starting LB is his former teammate😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the world economy is so cooked because wtf do you mean saudi arabia is taking a loan

[Mak @mak_aura]

so studies revealed that women can make wrong decisions at the molecular level 😭

[𝒱𝒶𝓇𝓊𝓃 @Varunx269]

Bro exposed the mindset of every feminist women

[HERE TO COOK @HERETOCOOK001]

Cheating on your girlfriend because you have the money is valid.

[Jordan🔥 ✨ @mytracktality]

I work at a psych hospital and we’re always bringing in patients! I definitely found a new admission 😭

[Eso-b @esosaleonard]

Nope, They want reciprocity and reciprocity will always feel like oppression to those who are used to favouritism.

[The Islamic Information @IslamicInfoOff]

In 1997, Turkish audio engineer Ahmad Tekin Topuzdag went to Madinah for Umrah and noticed that the sound inside Masjid an-Nabawi was unclear, with too much echo and feedback.

He spoke to the mosque’s management and was given one section to test his ideas. The improvement was so noticeable that he was asked to help fix the entire sound system.

Over the next 10 years, he completely upgraded the audio system at Masjid an-Nabawi and also worked on the sound system at Masjid al-Haram. He replaced microphones, cables, speakers and other equipment, adjusted the system for each Imam and muezzin, reduced echo and feedback, and divided the mosque into seven audio zones.

He also added microphones so the Imam could be heard clearly during every part of the prayer.

After finishing the work, the sound became much clearer and covered a much wider range of frequencies. Before leaving Saudi Arabia, Topuzdag also trained Saudi engineers who later went on to manage audio systems in mosques across the Kingdom.

What started as a problem he noticed during an Umrah trip became a 10-year mission to improve the sound of the two holy mosques.

[Projek Hitam @projekhitam]

Kawal 200 orang bawah satu command post tak sama dengan kawal 200k orang.

[Syahir @syahir]

ramai tak tahu tahun 1994 Kerajaan pernah bawa usul dalam Dewan Rakyat untuk bubar dan mansuhkan JMF.

masa ni lepas imuniti diraja dihapuskan (1993) lepas kes coach hoki EC Douglas Gomez (1992).

tapi lepas 2 hari RUU tersebut ditarik balik.

maka JMF pun kekal hingga harini.

[kzztz @kzzztz]

Askar paling semak dalam Malaysia. Gaji pun federal bayar.

Lepastu hanya berkhidmat untuk si leher berlipat. Ada hati pulak tu nak keluar Malaysia.

Kakakaka

[Dr Morphine @bloody_surgeon1]

Nikah without divorce.
A spouse without fitna.
Children without sickness.
Ya Allah, write this for us.🤲🏻

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here.

Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it.

Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.

[Pritika @pritika_9]

Not upgrading your phone until it completely stops working shows that FOMO has no power over you and that you’ve reached a different level of maturity.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 José Mourinho: "The Ballon d'Or should go to one of those players who, when they retire, we miss them for eternity.

Maradona, Cristiano, Messi, R9, Zidane...

You can't give the Ballon d'Or to a guy just for winning the UCL or the World Cup.

If you should give it to someone just for winning the UCL, then give it to Luis Enrique.

No, it needs to go to the best player in the world, not necessarily a Spanish guy, or a PSG player.

It needs to go to one of the 3-4 best players in the world, and those guys are HERE.

But politics come into the Ballon d'Or, so I don't like getting into politics."

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.