Captain

Master of Sexy Justu. Texas as it gets, fisherman, skater, relic hunter, reggae head and all that other cool shit. Here to talk about MMA 🫡🇺🇸

[Captain @mize_trey]

@UFO_UFC What were they going for? Wonder Woman

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

The LEGO set you didn't know you needed.

[Captain @mize_trey]

The fact that Belal was ever champ blows my mind. That was absolutely terrible

[Captain @mize_trey]

How the fuck am I awake rn?? My clocks broken

[Captain @mize_trey]

@mmagonewild Something

[Shmoo😎 @lil_shmoo]

Like this post if your up right now UFC Fans 🇨🇳

#ufcmacau

[Captain @mize_trey]

Anyone from Texas watching these fights?!? Believe it or not I’m just now tuning in… any good bets out there? #UFCChina

[Captain @mize_trey]

@TruthBe53952128 Your so fucking dumb literally everyone stands this way. Why does every influential figure that dies have to be a stupid fucking conspiracy

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

One of one. Forever Rowdy.

[Dahmer @afc_angelo]

Unpopular take or not, Coca Cola 600 or not. I don't care.

We should not be racing this weekend.

[Captain @mize_trey]

RIP to one of the best to ever do it in racing. So sad I still can’t believe it

[Captain @mize_trey]

I cannot believe this…

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Captain @mize_trey]

That shit was scripted as fuck. #RouseyCarano

[Captain @mize_trey]

Like we all didn’t know that was gonna happen

[Captain @mize_trey]

Thank you Sean Strickland #UFC328

[Captain @mize_trey]

Early stoppage 🤦🏼 #UFC328

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

ROGAN

STOP FUCKING MENTIONING THE STEEL THAI CUPS

AAAAAH

[Captain @mize_trey]

@WonderbreadMMA Great take Cletus 🤡

[Captain @mize_trey]

Damn! Roman with the knockdown! #UFC328

[Captain @mize_trey]

@mmaonpoint A shower beer is the best thing in the world