mizew

key opinion larper | lox bagel aficionado | mike tomlin whisperer | guy with the aux cord

[mizew @mizew_]

@stogolp 5 and 8 is too low. 20 total goal contributions combined is more realistic

[mizew @mizew_]

the White House lawn buff is insane. wen will devs patch this??

[♱ @utddahnny]

If you want to hate America watch the news
If you want to love America visit the people

[mizew @mizew_]

if you told me we’d be up 3-0 at half I’d say “cool… let’s double it” 🇺🇸

[mizew @mizew_]

siri.. play free bird

[mizew @mizew_]

@BasedMoneyLich lfg

[mizew @mizew_]

ass

[Dan Labbe @dan_labbe]

Mike Hall bats down Shedeur Sanders pass. Hall held his arm up and Shedeur threw right into it. #browns

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

Honestly, I’m just happy for Taylor

[sgp @stogolp]

awful day to have eyesight

[mizew @mizew_]

vix go brrrrr

[mizew @mizew_]

counterpoint - the last time saylor sold some btc was December 2022 and that was the pico bottom. therefore, we only need 1,257,889 more dominoes to fall

[mizew @mizew_]

saylor sold half of a breadcrumb worth of btc then the one “winner” of the last 8 months or so getting castrated. just need 1,257,890 more dominoes to fall then we can go up again. hodl bros

[mizew @mizew_]

$1mil worth of baby oil and this guy flips

[Geo Milian @GeoMilian]

NIL for roster and NIL in recruiting confirmed for College Football 27 Dynasty mode, flipping of commitments, dynamic weather, practice scheduling during the season for players, fan theme changes in stadium, and much more! +several new equipment options👇

https://t.co/ZuFZ8yuLQs

[mizew @mizew_]

hmmm maybe epstein really was satoshi

[mizew @mizew_]

@sqalef it be like that

[mizew @mizew_]

eze wtf are you doing

[jkwest.tcg @jkwest_tcg]

This is why you buy pokemon over sports.

Charizard doesn’t beat his wife.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I didn’t think Hartenstein was playable in this series — but if he’s gonna be allowed to maul and grab Wemby like this on every play he should play 48 minutes. This is hilarious.

[mizew @mizew_]

meme also applies to zec. keep going up tho please

[mizew @mizew_]

if this doesn’t top it nothing will