“Daddy is coming”
Everybody will run into their rooms, carry a book and pretend to be reading.
Daddy is the almighty in the house. He doesn’t smile, doesn’t play with his kids, and every small thing is a disrespect to him.
The house is only full of laughter when Daddy is not around.
This is the kind of home some of you will end up creating with these Alfa Mail and traditional men thingy.
Nah, only the negative side una pick.
You’re heavily pregnant, almost due, and your doctor tells you to stop stressing and bending because of your health.
You tell your husband.
He disagrees because his clothes still need washing.
You literally have to drag him to the hospital to hear it from the doctor himself.
Some of you don’t have husbands. You have oversized dependents.
Your husband gave you money to make Boho braids because he saw them on his colleague's wife and liked the style. You collected the money, went and made simple cornrows, then used the balance to cook a pot of soup. 🤣🤣🤣
In your defense, spending all that money on hair is wasteful when there are more important things to do with it.
President General of all righteous women 😂
Until a man get pregnant and carries a child in his womb for 9 months, men's contribution about how women should look during pregnancy holds no weight.
You get pregnant and the man leaves you. 👀
Society calls YOU a whore.
Calls the baby a bastard. 😭
But somehow there’s never a shameful name for the man who walked away.
A lady is thriving
: Your boyfriend must be lucky
A lady’s skin is skinning
: Your man is really taking care of you
Una no even rate person parents again
As a man , why are you FAT?
You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.
So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?