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I am he as you are he as you are me, and we are all together. 3

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@jimmyfallon I was serving a wedding once, the bride had the DJ play "head shoulders knees and toes" and "wheels on the bus" #WeddingFail

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@Franners8 we should have a color party haha my outgrowth is redic.

[Maggie🍉 @maggiemarie_16]

I don't think it's fair to the families that the Malaysian airlines sent them a text message telling them that their loved ones had passed.

[anja @anjamuheljic]

I wanna go tanning but I'm too lazy.

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

Wish I could watch the last episode of pll or knew what happened :(

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

I do anything for bacon... god.. I love bacon

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@smartass81 I'll try.. I won't be there to long. In town to see family

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@smartass81 not sure :/

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@smartass81 Tuesday shhh

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@smartass81 just cause I'm not there. I'll be visiting th cellar on Tuesday

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

Damnit. I thought today was Tuesday.. I missed #PLL last night .. I'm dumb

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

@JordanTaylorReu lol I use it to strip my color out or get it off my skin

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

I love it when clients tell me suave helps their hair.. SURE. #losscause #giveup

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

If I could have anyone's voice it would be Christina Aguilera's

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

Howww do 20 girls fight over one man... y'all are dumb

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

what's happening? literally #TheBachelor

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

Why...why....why do we have to loose an hour Of sleep.

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

I can see the sunshine.. but I'm steady walking through the rain ♥

[al* @mizzalexxandra]

Annnd..... what did you just try to say .. go back and finish highschool maybe ..learn how to talk.