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Mommy made of nails

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@tinysnekcomics Robin Thicke?

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@DuchessSexpert @TraumaSoapBoxes Swedish Fish because for real what the fuck?

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@notcapnamerica I can smell these pictures.

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@cherriesandgin @ch1b19 @RabbiHarvey They did that at my kid's pre-school and it will never not be weird.

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@doozerblake If you take less than 50 roundabouts are you even really in Carmel? I hate them so much.

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@evasjcks @wylanfaheys God thank you I felt kind of stupid about this.

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@JoJoFromJerz If by "absolutely fine" you mean "would instinctively push you into oncoming traffic" then fine I guess.

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@RonFilipkowski There's no way he got into this position or got back up on his own.

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@EmmaTalksComics

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@wnavarre @mcmansionhell Can confirm, six years of french and I can read some of it and know enough that I could travel, but I'll never speak fluently or understand a native speaker.

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@AnnaMSutter @therealtrep I try to stay on my Marion County island of blue.

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@ask_aubry Sadism.

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@ask_aubry My blanket advice for stuff like this is don't marry this man until this has been addressed and resolved. Time and a piece of paper will not solve this kind of thing.

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@ask_aubry The craziest part of this is that he doesn’t have a phone.

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@ask_aubry My ex-husband “joked” that he should sue for breach of contract when I stopped wearing makeup every day.

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@ask_aubry Places like…outside?

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@FCardamenis So simple but I still horse laugh every time.

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@jonathan_eff One of my first comic books!

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@JoJoFromJerz

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@fuckyouiquit I’m beginning to think that the Wall Street Journal may not have my best interest in mind.