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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To everyone who helped bring the Obama Presidential Center to life, thank you. Michelle and I are so grateful for all your dedication and hard work over the years.

I got a little teary-eyed tonight thinking about my mother-in-law, Marian Robinson.

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

Yo, you nasty-ass heathens, next time you squat and blast a mud shark or unleash the red tsunami, swivel that dumbass neck and CHECK BEHIND YOU before you flush! Ain't nobody tryna inherit your chocolate thunder or period massacre—wipe the crime scene, you walking biohazard!

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

Baby Opens His Eyes first time and Find his Mom

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

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[Yung Miami @YungMiami305]

I got it right?😭

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

Like, oh my gawd, I'm so totally trying not to crash out rn! 😩

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

I gave up on love a long time ago!

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

I ain’t got time for these dusty-ass dudes out here actin’ like they on they period, cryin’ and bitchin’ more than a sorority on PMS. Fuck that noise—I don’t want no man playin’ the role of a salty, emotional thot with a dick. Keep that weak shit over there, my boy!!

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

It’s always them judgmental, dried-up, crusty-ass bitches with the resting bitch face and zero dick in their life who gotta sit on their high horse, clutching their pearls like they ain’t swallowed more loads than a Hoover vacuum on turbo suck!

[a$ya.🫧 @tharicch]

Unfortunately, yes i sure DO give up on people.. you can't continuously disappoint me, distract me, not pour into me & expect me to continue showing up for you. No can do.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I don’t care how much I love or care about you. Please never underestimate my ability to leave you alone, forever. About my peace, my respect, my happiness? anyone can go. You are not bigger than the program. If you violate my boundaries & you do nothing to change, if there is no repair—you will learn to love me from a distance.

May I be one of your fondest memories.

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

Damn, right I’m cranky as fuck when I’m running on no sleep—eyes bloodshot, soul on life support, ready to bite the head off anyone who even looks at me sideways.

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

Yo, “I’m crazy/toxic haha” — bitch, that ain’t a personality, that’s a fucking biohazard warning label!

BLOCKED. Go get some goddamn help before your next victim needs therapy AND a restraining order, you walking red-flag circus! 😂

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

I’m so fuckin’ aggravated I could punch a nun and still not feel better!

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

Why the fuck am I like this? Born broken, zero fucks given, and the punchline keeps writing itself!

[Yung Miami @YungMiami305]

I’m tired of ppl playing with me! & I’m tired of always being the bigger person!

[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

The short dramas on DramaBox are captivating. Hurry up and watch them with me!https://t.co/LD8ooIvAVP

[Grace Gym🏋️‍♀️ @GraceGym_]

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[Ladii Kisses 😘 @mizzizzippi_blu]

Fucking 🤡