Victoria W.

我在这里自言自语呢。Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~OscarWilde

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

I get to SHOWER in TWO DAYS… (I haven’t wanted one so badly… in like… ever).

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

That time THREE feral/stray cats🐱🐱🐱 glared at me working in the car on bills like I was intruding on their parking lot … as if they owned the place.
😒🙄😑 @ Fort Benning, Georgia https://t.co/g7HLnwCNhL

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

I’ve joined the ranks of Forrest Gump viewers. Y’all, the movie MESSED . ME . UP. 😖 The amount of sorrow… endurance… pain… relief… loss… growth… turbulence… everything… is too much for 1 person to handle. 😳 But Forrest did. How… how… HOW?!

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

It’s not the eating for 2 that bothers me. It’s the breathing for 2, sleeping for 2, thinking for 2, growing for 2… everything else for 2! It’s exhausting for 2. 😴

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

Today, a stranger lady just chatted me up in the ladies’ room talking about her and my pregnancies. 😊

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Anybody want to be Apple Watch or Fitbit friends? @ Fort Benning, Georgia https://t.co/8cw9z358uc

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Man, watching Muay Thai is downright inspiring.

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

It’s been like 18 years since I last saw #SleepingBeauty by #Disney. DUDE, the 3 #fairies carried the show entirely on their own shoulders. #Aurora has like 5 lines in the whole #movie. Even Philip’s #Dad has more lines than the 2 #lovebirds combined!

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

*hint hint* I definitely took my husband’s efforts for granted… I know he was trying to spare me any post-concussion headaches. Thank you, dearest.

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Whew, who needs a workout regime when they have to carry all their bi-weekly groceries up a flight of stairs over several trips? #outtabreath

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

Squiggle = squirm + giggle… #judgeallyouwant #weknowhowtoenjoylife

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

My husband and I are such spoiled brats... we got nice, expensive sheets from Costco... and now we can't go back to or we just complain about the cheap Walmart ones. >.<

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UPDATE: we got bamboo sheets from Aldi and they are AMAZING. They’re flow like silky linen, but feel like lineny silk. We squiggle like children getting into bed.

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Good grief, we have enough #papertowels and #tissuepaper to last us until the new decade. 🙄

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Going through his old wardrobe means realizing, this guy was so cool, he would never have talked to me as a teenager… my brain was on a completely different level of “fashion = comfort.”

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

I think he owns more shoes now than I’ve owned my entire life. 😐

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

I made super spicy icecream the other day. 🤤 It was #delicioso #delicious #mouthwatering @ Fort Benning, Georgia https://t.co/qiu8zKUr0N

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I don’t know how this waspy bugger got into the house… but after getting married, I just let myself be scared and trap them in glass jars for the hubster to deal with at a later time.

[Victoria W. @Mizzoria]

“String, or nothing!”

I used too much string for this endeavor. 🤪🥴 @ Cary, North Carolina https://t.co/vYmd0OA19I

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Just posted a video @ Morrisville, North Carolina https://t.co/eaBBLFOstT

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@Philmnator I’ve learned my lesson.

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Realized I was an overdramatic mess yesterday… and now noticing how similarly overdramatic Isaac was about being sick of Hittite women. “If Jacob marries a Hittite, what is my life?” Dude, What about your wife, Rebekah?!