Mũthoni Palesa

🇰🇪| 2 humans call me mom🥹 | Humour is key to this humans survival 😂 |

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

My sister aptly nicknamed me "Mama K²" cause my children's names begin with K... So from now on I shall refer to 3.5 as K1 and her brother is K2 😂

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

I just told the Kenyan government to scrap laws that punish farmers from sharing their indigenous seeds - will you quickly add your name? https://t.co/ue4P6cLGo0

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

X is a public platform.

Public participation now!

It is a legal requirement .

If you want me to impeach the dumb guy!
Retweet and like.
24k likes guarantee progress .

Lets do this for our nation.

Kenya needs a renaissance !

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

@SafaricomPLC @UnchartedKenya @Safaricom_Care Why can't we just use the mpesa and my safaricom apps? Hmm? This new thing you brought out and forced upon us is pathetic wacha tuu....

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

Warning!
This will be a very long thread...

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Guys, I’m trying to understand CBC better, especially now that my child is in Grade 8. I was going through her assessment books and I realized a lot of this assessment isn’t like a normal exam where you can clearly say “right” or “wrong.”

It’s mainly EE / ME / AE / BE—and I’m genuinely trying to understand how that grading is decided and how it stays fair across different teachers and schools.

Now, stay with me, mnielezee juu genuinely I may be the one that does not understand.

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

@KenyaPower_Care AC no 37440492
Since 21st December 2025 no electricity. It's a smart meter being told that it's fine on your side, physically it is not. Have asked for a team to come check, nothing, now we are 3 in the building. SEND A TEAM!

[Kariuki @joshkariuki]

@shuaibtu @PwaniTribune This is something a partnership with telcos, Interior and met dept can easily do. Hi @SafaricomPLC @AIRTEL_KE @TelkomKenya how hard is it to partner with @InteriorKE to save lives?? Plus national disaster management

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

@KenyaPower Second time electricity has gone for 24 hours in the Garden Estate/Ridgeways environs despite your guys being seen "fixing".

Also @SafaricomPLC your network in the above mentioned area is quite literally PATHETIC!
It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

At a particular stage, all kids go through the "imaginary friends" phase.
K1's got 3 of them, and they are cousins, and they do everything together.
She's so good at telling their stories you'd think they are actual kids
🤣

K2 is just toddling ☺️

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

K1: Today is school?
Me: Yes
K1: Tomorrow I go to work with my girlfriends and boyfriends
Me: 👀

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

No. 1 reason for my silence on this here app........

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

I'm used to looking for a blue bird, not an X 🫠

[PRODUCT GENIUS 👩🏽‍🔬🧪🥼 @_GlitterAndGlam]

My goal is to raise affectionate kids 😍 Yes I love youuuu, mommy loves you, gimmie a kiss, can I have a hug? 😊Not only as a baby or toddler but all the way up to teenage/adulthood. I want my children to always know they can express themselves freely with me

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

How I feel every day now that schools back in session

[meghan @deloisivete]

5yo: I made a lego penguin

me: oh that’s adorab-

5yo: he’s holding a t-rex jaw and a sword

me:

5yo: he’s an evil penguin

me:

[Ministry of Interior | Kenya @InteriorKE]

As a precautionary measure to ensure the safety of school children, it has been decided that ALL day Primary and Secondary schools within Nairobi, Mombasa and Kisumu Counties SHALL remain closed tomorrow.

[Mũthoni Palesa @mizzpalesa]

But it is!! Every single time there's been maandamano, my child and others who go to school in the red zones have been told to stay home while those in areas not affected continue kama kawaida 😤

[SunflowerSoul🌻💙 @Ireenah_]

The education sector in Kenya could also be impacted by the riots and demonstrations. The unrest could disrupt educational activities, leading to a reduction in educational attainment and potential long-term impacts on the economy.
#AworkingNation
#RejectMaandamano