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All about them bants. Filled with vibes it's so contagious. Business Development • Bcom Marketing.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

my face when she brings up 'The Polygamist ' bullshit when i only wanna talk about Messi hattrick

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

Last night I witnessed one of the most embarrassing bar situations I’ve ever seen. 😭

This man walked up behind a group of 3,girls, leaned over to the bartender, and confidently said, “Whatever they want, it’s on me.”

Then he walked away.

Now naturally the girls got excited because… free drinks. 😭 So after their first round, they decided to order 3 shots of Don Julio too.

The bartender made everything, sat the drinks down, and suddenly everyone started looking around for the mystery generous man.

Tell me why this man was…

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

Let’s have it 😂😂😂

[Ghetto Kid ™🔥 @Ghetto_kd]

Been a Sporting CP fan since 1980

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

My mum told me the first word I said was sporting.

[𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @rayansdiary]

men want one thing and it's not sex, it's to watch arsenal bottle every trophy known to mankind....

[toxic king @toxicking]

Gas prices so high you can’t even drive around to clear ya mind anymore

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You need a teammate in this economy, not a leech.

[SKB @seyikanbai]

once you date a woman that spends on you, you’d realize how much nonsense you’ve tolerated in the past.

[UNTOUCHED @Untouched260]

They're cooking broke girls, scenes we've been praying for 😭

[Beno SarkCess @benopaonyx1]

Today, men decided to tweet like women
I’ve compiled most of the hilarious ones here 🤣💔

If you’re having a bad day or night, check the thread 🧵

[willinill! @willinilli024]

Broke women don't deserve no d!ck!!!!

[Stan @Craziedice]

@CliffJabesi Asilamu akukwanisa Bwanji

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

When the exam is so hard, you look outside and think how lucky the birds are😂

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

My card just declined while buying a homeless dude a McChicken and he laughed at me, then said “sit out here with me, somebody's gonna come through for us” 😭😭