Mike Johnson

Independent IT Consultant, part time Uber. Professional jackass. Newly single, looking for help with laundry.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@Mike2020 Release folks from their NDAs to let the sun shine on any potential issues, for the sake of sorely lacking transparency, or drop out of the race. #NeverBloomberg #NeverTrump

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@catturd2 You don’t have to announce that you’re going to stop watching, you can just stop watching.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@TheCharlesDowns Fuck you and fuck the unnecessary renaming bullshit.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@HankDesmondPhD There’s lesbian porn of Melania, dumbass.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@FloraLuzz_ He told them to remember the oath they took, which requires a soldier to disobey unlawful orders. Dumbass.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@FloraLuzz_ I sort of liked her lesbian photoshoot.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@HankDesmondPhD Can a bot be mentally challenged?

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@HankDesmondPhD Get fucked, MAGA bot. "Here he is eating with his new black friend." That's either AI or you're mentally impaired.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@HankDesmondPhD Fuck Trump, in part because he’s a pedophile. Also because he’s a pathological lying, grifting racist asshole who’s destroying our country. Come at me. And fuck you personally for being a simple-minded, gullible MAGA cunt.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@your_kerosin Congratulations on an absolutely amazing night. You've worked very hard and you deserve the love. 💋

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@Randaroo1212 CUNTS

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@IvankaTrumpUSRV All of y’all are clueless, grifting cunts. Get fucked.

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: This account, which is dedicated to holding Trump and MAGA accountable for their lies, now has over 172,000 followers! Thank you for being part of this fast-growing online community. Can you retweet and follow to help us get to 175,000 followers?

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@EastEndJoe They have my full support.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@DuckDodgers25th @warDaniel47 The pedophilia is the big one for me. Doesn’t matter how many children he raped as long as he pisses off the libtards! MAGA has really opened my eyes. I did not previous know winning and patriotism meant graft and child rape.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@warDaniel47 Thrilled to see you got Trump’s double-hand-job action in there. Well done. I know good shit’s afoot when Trump is pulling on them cocks!

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@MAGAVoice Cunt. Ruined America 250. Made me give zero fucks. Lost milestone.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@MAGAVoice Okay bootlicker.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@SineadWatson91 Looks stopped being “first” for me a while ago. Not that I’m dating. LOL You’re 100% cute enough to compliment a great personality. I’d date you. :)

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@Rileyreid2363 Oh no, you, not me. I was married, the I in-married. De-married.

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@Rileyreid2363 Yes, you’re amazing. Already married though. LOL

To clarify, your humor and personality outweigh “other factors”. ❤️

[Mike Johnson @mj33blu]

@throatgodmodels Any chance you can point me to where she has gone?