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Gen surg PA-C. Strong supporter of second breakfast. Mostly just here for the cats, laughs, and med Twitter.

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@cjm2791 PUPPY!!! Lol even cuter!

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Umbilical hernias are so cute :)

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“Be the things you loved most about the people who are gone.”

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@x2caffienebolu1 These forums made me SO MUCH MORE ANXIOUS.

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Just wanted to share this quote from my counseling sessions:

“Your anger is justified, but it’s not always helpful.”

I’m just going to continue to ruminate on that one for a while.

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@MelissaAReed @concernecus @emergency_CNS @knittaphd

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@sassistheword This. There are shit people in every position in every field.

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Yup.

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@GabbyAPentin You literally can explain to a patient for 10 minutes that you’re a PA/what a PA is and they will turn around and call you nurse of doctor 5 mins later.

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@Mcgrathew33 You’re on fire. I LOVE IT 🔥

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*not a doctor hating tweet, a single person hating tweet. I love doctors. Don’t yell at me.

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It’s really cool when a doctor talks down to me because I’m a PA, when HE COPIES AND PASTES MY DOCUMENTATION ALL THE TIME.

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@BadassBitchHD I can’t tell you how many times I checked my pager, my phone, and the list! It honestly made me more nervous

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Had to wait until it was over (superstitious), but I was on OR call all weekend and never got a page. That makes it 5 straight call days without a stat/emergency case. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

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@cjm2791 My state “recommends” quarantine with travel to multiple states. My hospital system chose not to take a stance.

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So.... how do we feel about leisurely travel right now? Am I wrong to think that it’s still not a good idea? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

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@cjm2791 I’m also in the northeast. I’ve been about the same, but haven’t left my state. I was supposed to be going to Florida in November, and I think I’m the only person that thinks that’s a bad idea.

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@Maybe_Ketamine That hair 😍

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@MHyde0418 You’re right, I should.

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And if even one mf person accuses me of not caring about child sex slaves, I might break. Of course I care and of course I know the US has an extremely screwed up issue, BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE COVID NOT REAL.

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So let me get this straight, now COVID is just a coverup for a child sex ring run by the US government and Hollywood?

Come on man, is it really THAT hard to believe in science? This country is such an embarrassment.