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[James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner]

What's your favorite black and white movie?

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

I can't imagine why parents have so much anxiety about what could happen to their children at school

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

Amazing responses to this from parents with anxiety disorders who believe they MUST be able to reach their children by phone at all times. I think I get why kids are growing up to be nervous wrecks these days.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

At some point America really needs to make up its mind about whether we want to subsidize the risk of living in a disaster-prone area (e.g. Florida, parts of California, etc.)

This patchwork of differing compensation for every disaster is insane.

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

yeah ok

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

@Boenau @rpphotovideo What was the toll 2 weeks ago? JFC just take the win

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

Booooooooooo

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[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

WGN showing reruns of Young Sheldon on New Year’s Eve instead of letting the @WGNMorningNews crew get hammered on air and be this generation’s Mark Giangreco and Janet Davies is a colossal mistake.

[Stephan Pastis @stephanpastis]

The eerie strip I published at the end of 2019, just before the pandemic.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

This is what Christmas Eve is all about.🎅🏻🎄🎁 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

Bring it back to print @EW

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

2024 movies collage poster.

Illustration by Kyle Hilton for @EW

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

2024 movies collage poster.

Illustration by Kyle Hilton for @EW

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

He won the popular vote on people who voted for contradictory and opposed things. The fires are starting and they’ll be constant.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

The murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was the first time I can remember where a shooting wasn't immediately followed by a demand for gun control.
Selective Activism.

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

@EWErickson There were you just didn’t hear them in your ecosystem

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

Sen. Johnson voted against the Bipartisan Safer Communities Act. Gun violence is a choice, and Ron Johnson made his choice clear.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

I have a confession. I feel gaslit by daylight savings discourse. It’s never affected me longer than 24 hours. I couldn’t care less which one we’d stick with. I don’t care to retain the knowledge of which one we are in currently. I don’t understand how it matters to anyone

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

Do these people not know that we tried permanent DST in 1974 and repealed it in less than a year because people HATED it?

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

Counterpoint: it’s not fine and that shouldn’t be a partisan opinion.

[JB @BIGBODYBUF]

It’s fine. Listen to your music and stay a little alert and don’t make too much eye-contact. Try being homeless in a city that will acquit your murderer.

[daCookCountyAssessor @mj_kosinski]

“I hate all crime except speeding & running red lights.”…?

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

So, the cameras are a money grab. Got it.