Maria Robinson

SJFC ‘23 Rowing. Chicken nugget connoisseur. Memento mori.

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

“I’m a division 3 athlete”, I whisper to myself as I try to excuse the fact I’ve just eaten three times the recommended serving of tater tots

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[maddie @maddies118]

My thread on the SA case in ep 7 of The Pitt as someone who worked in a trauma ED for 7+ yrs, is an advocate for victims of SA/DV, and has attended many SANE exams. Hoping to make this educational and a good preview if you’re hesitant to watch due to triggers🧵

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[cesar @trashpopsong]

the new pope being a swiftie…

[Morgan. @morganamooo]

girls yearn for quests — take her to the opera, an apiary, a botanical garden, a jazz lounge, the vineyard, church, an old historic library.

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

Big day for fans of The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society.

[haley @mockingjaays]

sorry to everyone who dealt with my hunger games obsession in 2024. i promise 2025 will be MUCH worse

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

@hroooooj what if ur 23 AND scared of sabrina carpenter

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

re-watching this movie during the liminal holiday period of December 24th - January 1st is going to hit like crack

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

@hanrob41 I woke E laughing at this

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

small town is filing a police report with a cop you went to high school with then running into him at the ice cream shop where he makes small talk about your car getting broken into

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

@sophia_pitti banger

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

u used to call me on my cillphone

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

the phone chris used to call cillian

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

watching the new hunger games movie and can’t stop whispering “we are SO back” to myself

[Maria Robinson @mj_rob47]

@notreallyachola are you in Lourdes???

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

huge day for teenage girls in their twenties