In the wake of a school shooting, Joe Biden says he came down to speak because he heard there was ice cream and gets distracted by โgood looking kidsโ in the audience.
Wifeโs new pair of shoes come in and she asks me โdo you recognize these heelsโ me โumm you got the pair in green?โ her โno they were in the sex in the city movieโ me โwtf i donโt know what color your eyes are and Iโm suppose to know that?!โ Happy anniversary love you @_Arzao