Kotchi

A person who thinks all the time only has thoughts.

[Kotchi @mjali129771]

@pronounced_kyle @stylishdawg Anyone who wants a return to the office is a sexual predator

[L @Iewdawg]

Morgan Rogers is the type of signing you get if you finish 4th (10th in Chelsea’s case). Vinícius Júnior is the level of player you get when you’re the Champions of the best league in the world.

Arsenal have now gone to a different level.

Thank you, Mikel Arteta.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might genuinely be one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen in a while 😭😭

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 67 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

You know what it means when the IDF has good enough optics to pick out the forelocks on individual people’s heads?

It means they know the toddlers are toddlers when they murder them.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

They aren't human

[Liana @ykidcmyluv]

la plupart des journalistes qui nous montraient en direct ce qu’il se passe à Gaza ont été tués par Isr*el alors qd vs tombez sur ne serait-ce qu’une seule vidéo c’est important de relayer au maximum !!!

[G.T @gingerrtom]

oh did he now?

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

hate when my gf shows me younger pictures of herself and asks if I think she was pretty. like yes I would have groomed you, now what

[Kotchi @mjali129771]

@gracceivers dam everyones calling you a fucking idiot man, you just set back female rights by another 5 years. Time to increase the wage gap lets goooooooooooooo.

[Kotchi @mjali129771]

@Jvnior Your mum is a whore, your country can go fuck itself.

[Kotchi @mjali129771]

@AbuZeenah_ Shaun wright phillips

[Gary Spedding @GarySpedding]

I was deeply disturbed to read of the alleged antisemitic threatening behaviour that @London_W4 says he witnessed outside of the Bridge House. I contacted them to ask whether their CCTV outside their establishment had captured the incident. They have responded saying they're not aware of any incident (I described the full incident in my initial email and sent Alastair Hilton's X post to them).

The type of incident that Alastair Hilton (@London_W4) is alleging took place is a very serious one. Considering he has apparently reported it to @metpoliceuk I trust there will be a thorough investigation and further clarity provided in due course. For now though it thankfully seems that the alleged incident did not take place or at the very least the pub is unaware of such an incident occuring which would be odd given a person speaking out about it so vocally would surely have mentioned this to the pub so they would preserve their CCTV footage in anticipation of the police investigation...

[Kotchi @mjali129771]

@London_W4 Btw you imbecile, the pub & Police have been contacted. Your story is going to be investigated. Lets find out if your a lying gammon because if you are, get ready to be famous and not cause of your subpar photography either you fat cunt.

[SURVIVED MARESCA #ClearlakeOut @yafavefootynerd]

These Delap and Joao Pedro signings

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

CLUB STATEMENT: MARC CUCURELLA.

Contrary to inaccurate reports from numerous media outlets this evening, no agreement has been reached with any club to sell Marc Cucurella.

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Absolutely unbelievable...

[Kotchi @mjali129771]

@c4chels @roqueXI Be better as a person

[Charlie Davies @cgdav135]

I think we should appreciate when someone recognises they are out of their depth - especially in such an important role - and makes way for a more suitable replacement, rather than clinging on just because they fancy being a minister.

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

Employees at Cobham were unsure what to expect with Alejandro Garnacho when he arrived at #Chelsea. Those sources today 'rather liked the lad'. He is described as 'shy and misunderstood'.

[via @kierangill_DM]

[Rance @son_of_uki]

back then winning copa america and tournament mvp couldn’t even get you a ballon d’or nomination, but messi was given the award over lewandowski in 2021 because of this same trophy lmao

everything he won is tainted by favoritism and corruption… “greatest of all time” my ass