Michael

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I don’t have time to read a “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. I am on my phone

[ؘ @markieful]

walter white seeing people hate his wife for being a normal person while hes the worst person ever

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Benny. He fell asleep during his guide dog initiation photoshoot. 12/10 we still think he has what it takes

[ren @ojcfilm]

that's right andrew never let them know your next move!

[bobby @bobby]

dogs are so cool man they're basically just cartoons you can hang out with

[Másha @mashapotatohead]

they would only get four tests :(

[Daniel Pietersen @pietersender]

Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.

[Kris Wilson @_KrisWilson_]

It's that time of year where I post this one

[Sam Swank @SlamminSamSwank]

If DADS left their families like COLLEGE 🏈 Coaches

[dakota @PowerOfDakota]

thinking about this

[James @CaucasianJames]

timeline cleanse

[tati vi britannia 🧚🏽‍♂️✨ @Uwuzibaby]

Y’all don’t understand how long I’ve been laughing at this 😭😭😭

[No Context Clips @NoContextClips_]

https://t.co/CSDMrkoNLX

[T’RAY @teerae]

yesterday my students saw me eating a snack at my desk and one asked:
“Ms. Taylor when you go on dates you finish all your food huh?”
I almost quit my job

[🇬🇸Perorationer🇰🇼- Jail all Zionists in Florida @Perorationer]

Jake kept going on about a splinter in his foot.😉

[Pavel @es_aion]

"Crack strength isn't real"

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Aaiden Diggs, Trevon Diggs’ son couldn’t believe he got to meet Dak 😂 @brgridiron

(via @NFLFilms)