Mark Jastorff

I’m done and generally good at being tall.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Beautiful photo captured by a local Midwest photographer today at 4:55pm

[Damin Altizer @DaminAltizer]

The “WNBA is a mess” tweet has nearly 7mil views with people clowning the WNBA. — I see you that and raise you this “high level” hoopery from tonight’s Bucks-Sixers game.

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@notgaetti @HowieRose Professional. Old school.

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@HumansNoContext But he was wearing gloves…

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@UnnecRoughness Life is hard

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Somehow the Broncos believe they should wear something other than these uniforms at home.

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@awfulannouncing For no reason, I wasn’t a Sabin fan while at Bama. But ya gotta like and respect the dude.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

DANIEL!!! 100K!!! You kidding me?? CPOY??

#CollegeGameDay

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

He spoke nine languages, interned for Congress and the World Bank, and dedicated decades to improving living conditions in Africa. He also happened to be one of the best basketball players of all time.

[Mark Cavanaugh @MarkCavanaugh3]

Some folks throw around the term “Renaissance Man” but this guy really was that and more. Artist, actor, musician, writer, thinker, veteran, patriot, dad and by all accounts a really good guy. #RIPKrisKristofferson

[ally @missmayn]

i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.

daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Exactly

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@KinnickNorth23

[💛🖤 KINNICK NORTH🖤💛 @KinnickNorth23]

If you say A'ja is the unanimous MVP, that's fine. But if you also say that Caitlin isn't in the conversation, you're delusional....

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Fun fact: The combined age of the starting QBs in Saturday's Utah-Oklahoma State game is 49.

By comparison, the combined age of the starting QBs in Sunday's Colts-Bears game is 44.

[Ryan Warner @cprwarner]

How did 46 years pass before I learned the LITERAL meaning of "sounding board?"

It's an architectural feature in churches that amplified sound before microphones.

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@midwestern_ope Win what, exactly?

[Mark Jastorff @mjastorff]

@DanteAtkins And got lots of free pub

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The average Midwesterner will clean this up in 12.5 minutes