mae javois

[mae javois @mjavois]

@SeanyG636 challenge accepted

[I$C @WRSTBOYINAMRICA]

the dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration of independence

[emma @emma_____weaver]

me: :(

vegetables at the grocery store getting misted:
🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
🥬🥒🥦🥕🥬

me: :)

[Matt Rush @MattRush15]

Very excited to announce that I am continuing my football and academic career at Washington University in St. Louis.

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

Ethan Harrast gets killed by abby Malcolm at the Lynch graveyard after a long standoff in the craft room

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

Portillo’s is not a safe zone. Mia Dougherty slaughters Lily Podracky post b-ball game #RipPodrax

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

Mae Javois rolls up on Layo Adelakun on her walk home from school. After both girls spent minutes figuring out how to fire their guns, Layo pulls through with self defense kill. Peace to this pommer

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

Ainsley Wallace kills Allegra Dugan after a 30 minute stake out waiting for Allegra to finish her jam sesh in her car. I guess poms really isn’t 4 life. #P4L ???

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

Connor dressler gets the self defense kill on Charlotte Jaeger. Don’t play in dressbuck’s lobby

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

Zach brewer takes an early exit as Charlie lyne gets the easy marker kill. Peace brewer, stick to football.

[Hinsdale T.A.G. @TAGhinsdale]

“Thank you, next”- Wiley Irwin

[ANDRÉS @Andres301_]

Might fuck around and use vosotros

[tyler @That_Dude_TC]

Everyone has their own smell but when two people start living together, does one person adopt the others smell or do they get a new smell together? What happens if they break up? Who gets that new smell? Does one resort back to their own smell?

[gio @rriigbone]

People with curly hair be like:
🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
🍤 🍤 🍤 🍤 🍤
👁 👁

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[nick @nickhansonMN]

there’s literally nothing better than when you’re full on laughing with someone and you both keep adding things that make it funnier and you can barely breathe