Mike Berg

Editor. Work In Progress on Showtime. I love Tetris, pinball, and oxford commas.

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

A lot of people talk with their hands, but I touch things with my mouth.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

BREAKING: I've promised from the beginning that I will always try to do the right thing. Today, I'm keeping that promise and I'm signing fair maps for Wisconsin.

Wisconsin, for the first time in over a decade, we will not have some of the most gerrymandered maps in America.

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

@AriMelber And you have to flush it like 10 times. 15 times.

[KSV @KSVesq]

Today will be extra fun because the same Court that said the Constitution prohibits private colleges from considering race as a factor in admissions is going to say that private bakeries can consider sexual orientation as a factor in who they make cakes for

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Прямое попадание (Direct Hit)
1987 / Soviet Union / Vladimir Morozov
💥sound on💥

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

ew gross this wine is expired it's from 2019

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

@BeLikeSound How was the mouth feel?

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Does anyone have all of these dailies on a link? Please?

[🎀 Party Down 🎀 @PartyDownSTARZ]

the gang is BACK! #partydown returns for the biggest event ever on February 24. tag your +1 below. https://t.co/drMKzlHc3Y

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

@kevinsciretta I look forward to playing it over and over, loving it, but never making it past 30%.

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Sometimes the best editing choice is no cuts.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?”

“Yeah.”

“How did it go?”

“It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Mastodon hits you right away with “pick a server,” and it’s the same energy as when you start a video game and you have to choose between wizard, rogue or warrior, and you know you’ll probably make the wrong choice, so you quit and play Tetris #Mastodon

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Ahead-of-her-time genius.

[Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick]

Born on this day, 1939: Wendy Carlos. Musical pioneer and score composer of two of Stanley’s films, A Clockwork Orange and The Shining.

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

@FlakPhoto I looked at Mastodon and was immediately confused.

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Going forward, any tweet marked “parody” that is actually satire will result in suspension.

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Bold music choice in #Andor

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

@jasontwright I’m sad to say that one got me.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

My favorite breakfast food is scrambled eggs. Emphasis on the SCRAM!

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Republicans are bad at identifying who wins things.

[Ronna McDaniel @RonnaMcDaniel]

Tim Ryan was terrible in the debate - canned and fake.

Ohio needs a fighter like @jdvance1!

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Is this my fault

https://t.co/KWxWclNpT8

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

Yeah, I want some NFT.

New Frasier Television

[Mike Berg @mjberg]

I want someone to ask Herschel Walker how a bill becomes a law.