Jason Blanks

[Jason Blanks @mjblanks77]

@realDonaldTrump

[Jason Blanks @mjblanks77]

@realDonaldTrump

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

Ten years ago on this day, @CameronNewton became the third player in Auburn history to win the @HeismanTrophy.

#WarEagle

[Jason Blanks @mjblanks77]

@realDonaldTrump @nypost @TuckerCarlson

[Renee Libby @ReneeAlida]

I hope Barack Obama shows up at the Inauguration in a tan suit carrying Dijon mustard.

[Jason Blanks @mjblanks77]

@realDonaldTrump

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Remember: the president can pardon turkeys for federal crimes only. Corn and Cob can still be indicted by the Manhattan DA.

[Jason Blanks @mjblanks77]

@realDonaldTrump Well, if Randy Quaid says so....

[Jason Blanks @mjblanks77]

@TheAndrewNadeau I think if I had to, I could talk someone off of a ledge. Maybe.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

A stirring defense of the president by @PressSec.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

People are asking why the Germans are getting the virus less - I think its because they wash their Hans. Come on people, we have to keep laughing!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

How egocentric of us to think that Space Aliens, who have mastered interstellar travel across the Galaxy, would give a shit about humans on Earth.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Full Moon tonight — "Friday the 13th”. Rare-ish. Occurring every one to two dozen years. Know what’s just as rare? A Full Moon on “Thursday the 12th”, but nobody makes movies about it.

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Hey @AuburnFootball and @oregonfootball ... SEE YOU WEEK 1! 😎

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

I don’t know how anyone who descends from immigrants,
I don’t know how anyone who claims to be Christian,
I don’t know how anyone who claims to be pro-Life,
I don’t know how anyone who is a parent,
I don’t know how anyone with a heart,
Can defend denying soap & blankets to kids.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We cry foul when fooled by fake news and other forces of brainwashing, when perhaps we should instead build intellectual defenses against it, inoculating us from such influences in the first place.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The new GOP Congressional oath: “I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend Donald Trump against all oversight; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to him; that I take this obligation despite mental reservation and in the spirit of evasion of duty. So help me God.”

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

We've had public figures who sided with dictators abroad; we've had demagogues who indulged bigotry and conspiracy theories at home; we've had politicians with little respect for the rule of law or the Constitution. Until now we've not seen these features combined in a president.