Matthew Bobenchik

Workaholic, Foodie, Lover of fine brews and wine, Father, NY sports fan, TV obsessed, Little time for morons and I love cheese...someone pay me to write jokes

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@stevedildarian how the bell is life and times of tim not on hbo go? God damn travesty

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau Drop some brown before heading to town

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau No Bologna. Dan Wevodau wasn't there

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

Solid party #bacon

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

wolfareen

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau I've flown 20 times this year already and had this week "off" from travel

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau I read and watch a shit ton of history. I'm a giant nerd with a drinking problem

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau the one carved into the hillside

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau Petra is the actual city

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau Petra

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau stripes is coming on. My night is set #dontcallmefrancis

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

leak

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau I got my magnum condoms, a wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau oh god. I was traveling and missed it. This season has been amazing

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau why do plane farts smell worse than any other fart? #ihatethesepeople

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau I busted out my "Guns of Navarone" army men and play set today. #dadoftheyear #1dad

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau god willing

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau at least I was under 200 lbs #illhaveanother

[Matthew Bobenchik @mjbobenchik]

@wevodau it was no icehouse, that's for sure #theruns

[wevo @wevodau]

@mjbobenchik remember Killians Red? That shit was trash.