Matt

Stand by me, my apprentice 📡 BHAFC fan and unrelentingly miserable arsehole.

[Matt @MJC439]

AMSTERDAM 🔜

[Matt @MJC439]

DENIZ UNDAV I LOVE YOU

[Matt @MJC439]

@jackalbion96 Smart move, the rankings make it way too complicated sometimes. Sat 7 pubs in to a pub crawl, half cut and trying to compare the ambiance off the gaff to a pub you were in hours ago is biblically stupid.

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Matt @MJC439]

Man it feels nice to be on the other end of these meltdowns for once rather than our fans screaming that a player has a contract

[ꇙ꓄ꏂꅐ 🍏 @Pudsey77]

@Plettigoal @LastWordOnSpurs The guy was happy to sign a contract till 2030, he’s needing to shut the fuck up and sit down. 5 minutes ago he wanted to go back to Hamburg to play with his brother. Are we the fucking Make a Wish Foundation or something?

[Matt @MJC439]

@alexbty88 @Plettigoal @lorenzooleporee @SkySportDE @szyexcl We need to sign 3 centre backs so this news has nothing to do with Vuskovic. I don’t think we’ll sign him but this isn’t proof of that 😂

[Matt @MJC439]

Undav goal and assist off the bench whilst looking like a bloke who’d serve you a kebab at 4 in the morning. Truly the King 🐐

[Matt @MJC439]

It’s been given now. She obviously follows me on here and didn’t want these hands.

[Matt @MJC439]

Paqueta definitely committed a foul earlier and Bet365 haven’t given it to him. Denise is cruising for a bruising

[Dave Cooper @DaveCooper1996]

Now that has got to be an all time classic off the Tranmere Facebook group 🤣🤣🤣

[Matt @MJC439]

The VAR/Ref expert who just appeared out of nowhere and stood awkwardly next to Micah Richards

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Matt @MJC439]

@Brandonsimon4 @OddspoddenNO @A6788C Surely going by name/size is the laziest thing you can do apart from picking at random? 😂

[Matt @MJC439]

@LukEYF22 @OfficialBHAFC He slept with Gully and then gaslit him

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Matt @MJC439]

@Kershaw444 @footballz_tv Turns out, he didn’t need a preseason.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Matt @MJC439]

@SP_nufc @RichySouthern Think people forget Blooms got USG too, if we were linked they’d be business there too.

One day Chelsea will wise up but hopefully not for a while. 25m for Sanchez ffs 😂😂😂 Robbery, that and they want Vebruggen who’s shit too

Big up Big Dan Burn btw, what a bloody man he is.

[Matt @MJC439]

@SP_nufc @RichySouthern I get why it’s suspect from the outside, but I think it’s just someone who isn’t too clued in trying to copy our success in the transfer window.

They’ve stolen a lot of our back room staff but obviously our scouting comes from a chairman so it doesn’t really help them.