Matt

coffee, cars, and retweets

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

JD Vance: “Give us another chance.”

Hard pass.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. PRESIDENT. IS. LAUNDERING. MONEY.

FUCKING. IMPEACH. AND. REMOVE. THAT. CROOK!

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude got beat so hard that he has to go on national tv 6 years later and yap and cry like a bitch about it

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Thomas Massie in his concession speech: "While gas is almost $5 a gallon and diesel is almost $6, they're talking about this big ballroom...It looks like the Roman Empire. I see a few analogies there..."

[Covie @covie_93]

Losing in a GOP primary because you want to prosecute pedophiles is crazy to me

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Whoever is buying the space for the "MAGA: A National Embarrassment" billboard on the westbound Pennsylvania turnpike in Bedford...THANK YOU!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We’re living in a country where people call free school lunches “socialism” while cheering for a billionaire’s ballroom.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war we won 8 weeks ago.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Joe Biden never had to go on tv to say he wasn’t a rapist pedophile.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Melania Trump doesn't like our First Amendment rights, then she should go back to Slovenia.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hey @AGPamBondi give us one last DOW update before you go! 🤣

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Kristi Noem has some fucking nerve asking for privacy after giving ICE agents the green light to terrorize people in their own homes

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged well!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"You're too young to be tired"

Me

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Congratulations, you got neither.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

“Lower prices day one”
“No new wars”
“You don’t pay the tariffs”
“The golden age of manufacturing”

You’re all stupid as fuck

[Matt @mjc919]

@acnewsitics @FoxNews Probably could be heard saying “ I wouldn’t have died “

[Christian Snow @cgraysnow]

Kristi Noem’s dogs finding out she’s moving back home