Megan McCarthy

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@11_taylorh Ooooo me!!!! Part 2?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love when people are named ‘john’ like your parents really just said “yeah the default is fine”

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@tacobell I’m sad that you brought potatoes back and when I go order a loaded baked potato griller they tell me you don’t have it....... I not only had to order something different but I also had my order missing three bags of chips. I’m hearbroken and devistated. #sad

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@ashleyh8syou @carrollu Now that’s some bullshit.

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

Craving a whopper junior 😤

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

done wasting my time on people who don’t appreciate my efforts

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me at the grocery store: im going to make a mushroom risotto with herb crusted chicken and a vegetable medley!

me when i get home: crackers

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@pokimanelol @11_taylorh this is the quote of the day

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@11_taylorh

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@11_taylorh Take a shot bitch

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

I feel like Katie wasn’t meant to be with Matt but I love Katie so much.... she definitely deserves better. Soooo bachelorette? #Bachelor

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@11_taylorh Haha what a fucking joke, at least you got me 💛💛💛

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

I saw a video of a man saying the human heart beats 4,000 times an hour. He said “every throb, every pulse, every palpitation is a trophy engraved with the words ‘you are still alive’” and damn that just hits different.

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

my toxic trait is that i would drive 5 hours to see someone for 5 mins & they wouldn’t drive 5 mins to see me for 5 hours

[kevin sukho lee @kevinsukholee]

Am I too late to submit?

[Megan McCarthy @mjccarthy]

@11_taylorh Okay fuck what everyone else says fucking go bitch and bring me back some money