Matthew Certa

Christ Follower. American. Insurance Agent.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Hey @JokersTBS I’ve got a punishment idea: make the loser sit dead center in a packed row at a sporting event and require them to get up every 5 minutes. Bonus points if they’re holding two beers and an order of nachos.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

@NFL_DovKleiman Matt Forte

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

BOLTON WANDERERS ARE BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 🆙

#bwfc | @officialcarmats

[MLB @MLB]

THIS GAME!!

THE @WHITESOX WALK IT OFF 🤯

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

@FBGreatMoments Zander Horvath

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Been going to @McAlistersDeli almost weekly and always tip on my card for good service… just found out those tips might not even go to the employees. If true, that’s a serious problem. Customers think they’re rewarding staff and not padding the house. Do better.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Calling a company and getting bad hold music is the equivalent of being put in timeout as an adult.

Shoutout to @Hagerty for making that experience much easier with actual music.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

How can you not be romantic about baseball.

I miss this guy in the Southside.

[MLB @MLB]

GAVIN SHEETS WALKS IT OFF!

THE @PADRES DO IT AGAIN!

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

@ChuckGarfien Since when do you allow carts at Augusta National?

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Huge fan of the @Mr_Submarine commercial with @OzzieGuillen. We do miss Bobby Jenks. #whitesox

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Dan Hurley is a complete psychopath.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

I entered for a chance to win in @buschbeer’s #BuschDashForCash #Sweepstakes for my chance to win a piece of the $20K in prize money they’re giving away during the Daytona 500. Enter for a chance to win every lap that ends in 1🏁

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Is it just me or was this year’s #RoyalRumble painfully mid?
No shock returns. No real chaos. No “LOSE YOUR MIND” moment.
A match built on surprises… with none.

That ain’t it.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

The sports betting app @Kalshi sounds like a vegan fad diet of some sort.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Staying in DC

David Blough is our new offensive coordinator

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Commanders are hiring former NFL QB and rising assistant coach David Blough to be their new offensive coordinator, sources say.

The #Lions showed real interest in Blough, and Washington acted fast to hire one of the NFL’s youngest and brightest offensive minds. Big hire.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

Let’s go!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

From 🇯🇵 to Chicago, Munetaka Murakami is a White Sox

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

@NASCAR

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

@thekapman Anyone who says Angel Reese is not from Chicago.

[Matthew Certa @mjcerta7]

In @Coach_Odom I trust. #boilerup

[Rivals @Rivals]

🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star Safety Jett Goldsberry has flipped his commitment from Ole Miss to Purdue, via @SWiltfong_🚂

Read: https://t.co/llK1JgYr0t