Michael Carroll

UFC research analyst / trivia host / small time football card collector / Dolphins fan

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

@OmarKelly O, I know exactly what this team needs:

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

@SiClancy I happened to visit Alcatraz just a few months after watching this movie. It's shocking how little has really changed in our treatment of prisoners. Very little attempt to rehabilitate them, just exploiting them to make money.

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

That Special Edition scene with Han meeting Jabba ends with Han calling Jabba "a wonderful human being." It sort of reads as sarcasm but really exists because Jabba was originally a human and they covered the actor digitally with a shitty looking Jabba.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

Deiveson Figueiredo's SLpM (sig. strikes landed per minute):
- first 18 UFC fights: 2.91
- last 4 UFC fights: 0.94

He's never been a volume striker but his output has drastically fallen off. #UFCMacau

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

MOST UFC KNOCKOUTS - Active Heavyweights
16 - Derrick Lewis
08 - Curtis Blaydes
07 - Sergei Pavlovich
07 - Tai Tuivasa
#UFCMacau

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

How does Bisping know there isn't any puke in the bucket? He doesn't know. #UFCMacau #pukebucket

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

Luis Gurule makes the walk at #UFCMacau just 14 days after his previous UFC fight, tying the 5th quickest turnaround in modern UFC history.

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

MOST WINS – Women’s UFC History
17 – Jessica Andrade
16 – Amanda Nunes
15 – Valentina Shevchenko
14 – Angela Hill
14 – Gillian Robertson
#UFCMacau

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

Jaqueline Amorim's armbar submission at #UFCMacau is the first of UFC 2026. There were eight UFC armbars in 2025.

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

MOST STRAWWEIGHT FINISHES – UFC History
6 – Jessica Andrade
5 – Mackenzie Dern
5 – Rose Namajunas
5 – Jaqueline Amorim
5 – Amanda Lemos
5 – Tatiana Suarez
#UFCMacau

[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

It’s like a window into how much fun we could be having with knees to the head from all positions

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

@TylenolBaby06 Thanks for the (late) assist on that. We had it mislabeled as a D'Arce.

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

Vicente Luque's anaconda choke of Themba Gorimbo is the fastest of its kind in UFC history. The previous record belonged to Yoshiyuki Yoshida's submission of War Machine in 56 seconds. #UFC310

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

@Scott_Fontana Cool! We'll add it.

[Bucky ꩜ | NIN 9/6 & 2/5 @AbandonedBucky]

Who dared this baseball announcer to list off every Nine Inch Noize track

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

Yeah I remember my first Ronda Rousey fight, too.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Gina had 8 pro fights in her career to Ronda’s 14.

Was 17 years removed from the ring.

And lost 100 pounds. Say what you will with that information.

Once CM Punk said he’d be home in 20 mins I knew

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

MOST FEATHERWEIGHT WINS - UFC History
20 - Max Holloway
18 - Darren Elkins
16 - Cub Swanson
13 - Alexander Volkanovski
13 - Andre Fili
12 - Arnold Allen
#UFCVegas117

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

MOST FEATHERWEIGHT KNOCKOUTS - UFC History
9 - Max Holloway
8 - Cub Swanson
6 - Conor McGregor
6 - Dooho Choi
6- Chad Mendes
#UFCVegas117

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

OH DOOHO

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

After being dropped just once in his first 10 UFC fights, Andre Petroski has now been knocked down in his last three fights. #UFCVegas117

[Michael Carroll @MJCflipdascript]

Alice Ardelean's "capsule lock" submission will go down as a calf slicer variation in our database, the 3rd calf slicer in UFC history (Charles Oliveira, Brett Johns). #UFCVegas117