M Jenks

Likes: Gorging on food | Dislikes: That feeling post gorging on food

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@RobertMHill @savviville @streathamaction Definitely not luxury. There were broken windows for months not long ago. The building is in disrepair.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

The fact that in the last decade Martin Lewis has had to go from 'The guy who tells you who's doing two-for-one deals or how to get a good mortgage rate' to 'Here's what you can do to get emergency help to stop starving/freezing to death' speaks for itself.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Am worried about the ratings for 'Escape To The Chateau' on Sunday evening.

[❤ Streatham @heartstreatham]

#Streatham Butcher opposite big Tesco!

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@WestminsterWAG The Daily Mail printing this gem. Pot, kettle, black springs to mind

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@MKheadteacher It has to be polarised. You’re either here or there. Each side riles the other until both sides spout nonsense. The men bashing is a result of men taking a woman’s protest as an affront, the anger by women drives the men. Shame we can’t all agree it’s shit and stand together.

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@pamarmstrong37 @DavidWh05361616 @georgiacobrien David covered the any time should be safe bit, I’m in full agreement. I think you’re missing my point about the idea that she took a greater risk. It was 9:30, not 2am.

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@liamb0117 He literally said he’d change 90%. I’d say that’s an admission of him doing something wrong

[Dave Coram @dgcoram]

https://t.co/vwBX3qMgQB

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@JonnyB_ Christ, are you driving a Bentley!?

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

If you’re feeling sorry for yourself, thinking things can’t get any worse, just think of the poor bloke that woke up in London today, couldn’t be arsed and said to himself “screw it, I’ll buy the wife a gift tomorrow.”

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@JonnyB_ He’s definitely good value! Hilarious

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@dgcoram @JonnyB_ Table 5 looks a top craic!

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@JonnyB_ Bizarre, isn’t it? I’ve given up trying to work out his thinking!

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

My local shops in Thailand. In 2 seconds scans my temperature and to see if wearing mask. Doors don’t open if not. 3 cases in 100+ days here. Removes awkward mask arguments for staff as well.

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@JBraafSZN @CarlCaruana001 @FootyAccums Pot Kettle Black

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@dgcoram @MKheadteacher Must be talking about @TopperHarley1

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

@jamoglover @Streathamkitchn @heartstreatham @instreatham @StreathamPeople @MyStreatham @streathamworthy @ShopinStreatham My best ever return! Do I post my bank details for donations here?

[M Jenks @mjenkison]

Just eaten some of the best food I’ve had in years at @Streathamkitchn. How this place doesn’t get more press is beyond me. An absolute Streatham gem! @heartstreatham @instreatham @StreathamPeople @MyStreatham @streathamworthy @ShopinStreatham