Jane Foster

Auntie Life is the Best Life!❤️❤️❤️

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

You want to do something that’s never been done? 🇺🇸

Samuel L. Jackson gets us ready for @USMNT vs Belgium

[Dana Perino @DanaPerino]

The WWII vets featured in the President’s speech watched the fireworks from their memorial. ❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻🎆

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

The greatest ex we ever had 😢

[Jane Foster @mjfoster2001]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Everything Ole Miss @EverythingRebs]

You will not see a better sports video today:

Kolby Branch hits a HR for Georgia in his last ever college AB. His brother, on the other team, gets to celebrate with him as he rounds the bases with parents in attendance

What a moment for this family

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's OK to love America.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 1992, Christian Laettner hit The Shot for Duke 🤩

A #MarchMadness moment we'll never forget 🙌

[A Sea of Red @ASeaofRed]

PLAYER OF THE YEAR 👏

Liberty’s Zach Cleveland has been named CUSA 1st Team and the conference’s Player of the Year!

#LibertyFlames #MBB #CUSA

[Liberty Men's Basketball @LibertyMBB]

𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 🗣️

[Dave Witzig @witzigdg]

@IRON_ATHLETICS1

[Jane Foster @mjfoster2001]

@nchscoachshort Best group of coaches around! Proud of you all and how the Iron program! #ironsharpensiron

[Bob Quillman @BQuillmanQcast]

Wow is right.

[Jane Foster @mjfoster2001]

@KnuppelRodney Just so bad

[Rodney Knuppel @KnuppelRodney]

Wow. This is the foul of Normal Community to finish their season against Richwoods. Wow.

[Normal Community Athletics @IRON_ATHLETICS1]

OTD in 2024

Buzzer beater to win the 4A Sectional!

[Christian Laettner @laettnerbball]

It’s officially #March! 👍🏻

[Normal Community Athletics @IRON_ATHLETICS1]

2026 IHSA 4A REGIONAL CHAMPS!

#6PEAT

[VinesPom Connection @ASORVinesPom]

The simultaneous reactions from @LUFlamesVoice and the lady next to him from New Mexico State is incredible😂

[Nick Coppola @Nick_Coppola__]

Final: Liberty 77, NMSU 75

Heartbreak for the Aggies as they lose on a game-winning jumper from Zach Cleveland. It was upheld after review.

An incredibly admirable effort from NMSU against CUSA’s best team, twice now. But both have come up short.